Alright, folks, here’s the deal. Grand Theft Auto V came out today, so I’m leaving you in the supple hands of Photo Boy while I spend the next few hours giving it a whirl so I can report back to you with my findings. On that note, if you have any questions you’d like me to try and answer about the game – Keyword: try. – either drop them below in the comments, the Facebook thread for this post, or tweet me. Keep in mind, I’ll only be getting my toes (and your mom) wet, and may not even complete a single mission because I spent the whole time trying to bang hookers in a fighter jet. Also, I should probably point out my entire opinion of the game will hinge on whether or not that’s possible because unlike the clowns at Kotaku, I understand journalism.
Back later today. [Update: Much later. - SW]