Probably the most important part, if not the sole purpose, of the entire music industry is to find hot bitches to star in music videos. Which is why I assume Marisa Miller was at the Grammys last night. On that note, I’m launching an expedition to find out where exactly her legs end. It should take roughly three weeks and require all my skill and cunning. — And your car. I swear I won’t drive this one into a ravine and say it was possessed by Indian ghosts angered by my white skin.
Which it was.
Photos: Getty
marissa's pussy tester | February 1, 2010 at 10:50 am
A little chloroform and the junction of those legs can be found in about 1 minute. What takes YOU so long?
Name (required): | February 1, 2010 at 10:55 am
Don’t know who she is, but she’s HOT.
Footnote: Just to spite the RIAA, I am downloading every song that I heard last night on Limewire today.
sperminator | February 1, 2010 at 11:19 am
butterface!!
sperminator | February 1, 2010 at 11:20 am
butterface!!
Taz | February 1, 2010 at 11:24 am
So hot
DKNY | February 1, 2010 at 11:25 am
#2 if you don’t know who she is, and you’re still using Limewire (seriously?), you need to get out more.
It came out of me | February 1, 2010 at 11:25 am
SPLURGE!
(clean-up on aisle three)
F*ckRandal | February 1, 2010 at 11:35 am
Marisa Miller is hot…
In more important news…the new writer sucks.
Kitty Furry | February 1, 2010 at 11:42 am
lookin old there…damned UV rays
Valerie | February 1, 2010 at 11:45 am
That’s really flattering Fish because she’s only 5’8″ tall.
havoc | February 1, 2010 at 11:50 am
I would drink this chick’s bath water…..
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gen | February 1, 2010 at 11:51 am
HEY LAZY BLOGGER-
POST SOMETHING. I’M THISCLOSE TO QUITTING THIS SLOW FUCKING SITE.
Re-Gen | February 1, 2010 at 12:42 pm
HEY STUPID COMMENTER – BYE!
COCKLOVER | February 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm
NO COCK?
Adult Toys | February 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
shes what it would look like if a younger jessica simpson and jennifer aniston fuzed to make one super hottie!
TV hub | February 1, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Angry Commenter’s I think this is a great blog and she is Hot!
Erica | February 1, 2010 at 3:11 pm
She actually has the shortest legs of all the VS models (long torso body type), so fail superfish.
who dat | February 1, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Time for porn baby!
Nique | February 1, 2010 at 4:03 pm
P E R F E C T – so jealous
Vee Dee | February 1, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Uh, uh, oh my god, oh my god, yes, yes, holy shit….SPLAT!
PUPPYluv | February 1, 2010 at 5:58 pm
My bets are on her being there for her husband,,,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griffin_Guess
Derek | February 1, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Have you seen pictures of her husband? Possibly the biggest douche outside of Vegas and/or Jersey.
http://s11.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/d/7/d7nbkvq7n40xqvnn.jpg
My whole month is fucking ruined.
minx | February 1, 2010 at 11:00 pm
She can definitely wear a trash bag and still look hot.
get your girlfriend back | February 1, 2010 at 11:39 pm
She is an absolutely stunning women. However, I find it disappointing that VS is using very thin models. They generally use women with a little less bone. I’m not knocking her. She is an extraordinary beauty
Gump is alive | February 2, 2010 at 3:04 am
@24
Whew! Thanks so much for clarifying. I can rest easy now that I know exactly how you feel about Marisa Miller. Normally, I wouldn’t give two fat shits about some worthless fuck’s moronic commentary, but YOU…
I now hang on pins and needles until to grace us all with further meaningful insights from your highly advanced and educated mind.
Please…don’t make me wait! I can’t stand it. Please…
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 2, 2010 at 3:37 am
what a stunning figure. That is definition of perfection
Cisco | February 2, 2010 at 3:40 am
so lovely
jill | February 2, 2010 at 5:36 am
Hey, I’m an open minded girl from UK, I’m interested in exotic things, photography, dating and sports…I have my photos on — SeekTall.com —, I love tall guys!
Do you love traveling and have some experience? Just find me out.
Old | February 2, 2010 at 8:18 am
Her face looks 35. She’s my least favorite VS model.
jason | February 2, 2010 at 8:43 am
lmao, she has the shortest legs in the history of victoria secret angels….she’s not even 5 ft 8, more like 5 ft 5!
Chicago liposuction | February 3, 2010 at 2:43 am
Miller rose to fame with six consecutive appearances in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, starting in 2002.
soft crates | February 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm
i havent seen her in a while