Grab A Bucket: It’s Phoebe Price and Angelique Morgan

Also…

You can expect plenty of yoni crystals in the crafty tent on the new Avengers set, Gwyeneth Paltrow is back. [LaineyGossip]

Scott Baio is still riding Trump’s D, just incase you were wondering… [PageSix]

If Phoebe Price’s boobs aren’t enough to fill your dumpster tits quota of the day, here’s Lindsay Lohan in a lifeguard swimsuit. [DrunkenStepfather]

Taylor Swift has been posting gifs of snakes or something and her marketing has officially jumped the shark. [Celebitchy]

I bet Justin Bieber’s first sentence after his 2-week ‘silent retreat’ will be something whiney about how bad the ice cream was. [Wonderwall]

Thank GOD! Amber Heard found another rich guy to bang on his yacht. [Perez]

Money can’t buy class… even if your husband is the Secretary of the Treasury. [Dlisted]

Let’s be real, the food at Hooters is terrible anyway and you really don’t want to get with the girls that work there (they’re as clean as the utensils). [WWTDD]