Here’s Your New Batman TV Show
I had no idea this was filming already, but here are set photos from Gotham the new FOX series about Commissioner Gordon’s pre-Batman days which apparently will feature him as a mustache-less Ben McKenzie. And while my gut says that’s a crime against God and nature, Donal Logue as Harvey Bullock is whispering to my nerd-heart to give this a shot. In the meantime, I literally have no opinion on whoever the hell Robin Taylor is as The Penquin, so I’ll just make this an even deeper vagina-less grave by saying this show really should’ve been a live-action Gotham Central. The comic masterpiece I’m still convinced is the end-product of Law & Order and The Dark Knight having sex in front of Robin. Or the giant penny if that weirds you out. The kid’s gotta learn somewhere.