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March 11th, 2010 // 49 Comments

Jersey Shore’s JWoww shocked the living shit out of people by not acting like a drunken whore at a recent club appearance. Turns out MTV is essentially trying to stop the rotation of the Earth. FOX 411 reports:

Jenni “JWoww” Farley made an appearance at the Estate in Boston over the weekend, but much to everyone’s surprise, the reality starlet stayed away from the adult beverages and was heard saying it was because “MTV doesn’t want [the cast] to drink.”

So while JWoww is behaving herself when it comes to alcohol, it sounds as though she isn’t exactly following the network’s rules when it comes to earning the big bucks with public appearances.
“She also said that even though MTV is only allowing one appearance per week, she is booking some stuff ‘under the radar’ and has seven appearances next week. North Carolina, Florida, Buffalo and Cancun were a few of the places she mentioned,” snitched an insider.
MTV did not respond for comment. But a rep for Farley said “Jwoww is not doing paid appearances across the nation. she is visiting family and friends in other cities like she has doing for the last 10 years. She has always followed MTV guidelines and will continue to do so.”

I like how JWoww’s publicist tries to pull off the save even though you can’t even go to Subway without one of these kids personally telling you the bread is “Quido-tastic!” No, really, I was at the mall yesterday and saw Snooki opening a Bass Pro Shop. Or was it a stuffed woodchuck in lingerie? Close enough.

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  1. blah

    BOOBS

  2. lee

    Those tits look awful. They look like they belong in Homer Simpson’s eye sockets.

  3. dude

    her tits are like the racial divide: separate, but equal.

    btw, stuffed woodchuck made me spew coke.

  4. Rough from Barter town

    I would’ve like to see what a demure Jwoww looks like…She really didn’t need those things…

  5. What a beat looking bitch. Have you seen her dad? Fitting but surprise, he’s white!

  6. bar room hero

    WTF???

    I am speechless.

  7. Lain

    Her plastic surgeon should be fired. Those tits are too high up; they look incredibly unreal. At least they look symmetrical.

  8. FATTY'NYJETSFAN

    I’ll BANG HER!!!!!!! screw you all! MORE FOR ME!
    her and Sami are the ONLY!!!!! reason to watch that stupid ass show.

  9. Freebie

    HORRIBLE BOOB JOB.

  10. Lenny

    Those tits just look fake.

  11. you guys are fags

    yeah like none of you geeks would bang her, fake tits or not.

  12. sunshine

    What are her butt cheeks doing on her chest? Is this a joke?

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  14. ppl

    this bitch looks washed…

  15. r4i

    Those shoes make her legs look really weird. She has a nice body but those shoes don’t work at all.

  16. timmy the dying boy

    WORST.

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  17. totty

    what’s with the engagement ring?

  18. Rex Kramer-Danger Seeker

    Forget the foreplay bim. Turn on the camcorder and start fisting yourself. Maybe carry yourself around like luggage. Get those grilled cheese sandwich beef curtains working for you. On the bright side, you are NOT Snooki (a 3 foot tall midget enema bag)

    Hugs and kisses

  19. UM...

    Um, can you say PHOTOSHOPPED BREASTS?!!

  20. Her plastic surgeon should be fired. Those tits are too high up; they look incredibly unreal.

  21. passerby

    stop all the criticism. i bet u guys would bed her if u all had a chance to

  22. Hank

    They are FAKE tits! They are supposed to look fake!!
    Stop being such pussies.

  23. captain america

    she must Hate attention!!

  24. Really?

    Awful boob job and I won’t EVER watch that crap on TV … but I’d hit it.

  25. arealcad

    Apparently JWoww is trying hard to look a little like porn-star Amy Reid.
    Except Amy has a bigger and better looking rack.

  26. Jade

    Well atleast she’s not wearing hoochie clothes. I mean yea she is showing alot of boob. But those things will bust out of anything she wears…….just sayin

  27. Jimmy

    Wow, I didn’t know that plastic surgeons were using my old Tupperware bowls for breast enhancements. It’s truly an acting job that this skank can smile at the camera while displaying these fake hubcaps!

  28. Brian0523

    This ugly cow’s titties are hideous! Ugh that nasty cleavage should be kept covered – it’s unnatural!

  29. Dumb Talentless Ho

    I need a shot of penicillin for just looking at it.

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