Good News, Veterans, LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian Jumped Out Of A Plane For You

November 12th, 2013 // 12 Comments
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“Aww, Eddie, you packed my chute for me. I’ll feel safer already.”
“And you don’t even have to check it because marriage is about trust. In fact, why don’t you let me hold onto it until the last minute?”

Here’s LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian skydiving for a veterans’ benefit yesterday because what better representation of a country our brave men and women in uniform risked their lives for than two adulterous shitbags surviving a fall from a plane before dry-humping each other on the tarmac? A bald eagle probably landed on them clutching the Ten Commandments in each wing that’s how America it was.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Mr. Happy

    FIRST you cum gurgling anal shrimpers.

  2. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Skydiving Wings Of Inspiration Veterans Day Event
    Tonethius
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I can’t believe that they wouldn’t let me jump in my bikini. Those bastards”

  3. These 2 are so phony! They don’t care about charity – it’s all about staged photo ops.

  4. Dox

    A single bird strike and we could have put this issue to bed forever.

  5. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Skydiving Wings Of Inspiration Veterans Day Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, those are the recommended skydiving shoes…if you’re a fucking vapid idiot.

  6. Today is a happy day. My buddy’s PTSD is gone and my neighbor’s kid is out of the grave, all because the team of Cole St. John and LeAnn PlastiCunt jumped out of a plane.

  7. it had to be said

    Good news: They jumped out of a plane.

    Bad news: They were wearing parachutes.

    Worst news: The parachutes functioned properly.

  8. As a vet and former paratrooper I feel qualified on saying this. If there was justice in this world shit stained undies would have flown out of that ‘chute tray and not the life saving parachute.

  9. Who’s the fucking asshole that actually gave them parachutes?

  10. “I totally misheard you when you said you wanted to ‘pack my chute’.”

  11. LeAnn Rimes Eddie Cibrian Skydiving Wings Of Inspiration Veterans Day Event
    Jables 5000
    Commented on this photo:

    There, there. I’ve got a carrot for you too…

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