Good Morning, Tiffany Stanley, And Other News

- Loki is a bigger goldmine than Thor. [Lainey Gossip]

- Benedict Cumberbatch officiates gay weddings now. [Dlisted]

- Carmen is definitely the Chivette of the Week. [theCHIVE]

- Jessica Simpson has emerged! [tooFab]

- Anthony Weiner told Sydney Leathers he’s constantly horny. [BuzzFeed]

- Constance Jablonski is what Mischa Barton would look like without drugs or hamburgers. [Popoholic]

- Nicki Minaj just made Miley Cyrus cry. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Ellingson belongs in lingerie. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Selena Gomez wants to bang Bradley Cooper now. [Celebslam]

- Aubrey Plaza’s in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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