Good Morning, Sylvie van der Vaart, and Other News

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- Seth MacFarlane’s new show is apparently sexist and racist, so as soon as it has a talking animal it should be ready for broadcast. [Lainey Gossip]

- Channing Tatum as a cross between Spock and Teen Wolf? YES, PLEASE! I mean, Ladies? I totally meant, ladies? [Dlisted]

- Bad girls bend at the waist. Wait, don’t all girls bend at th– You’re right, I’m overthinking this. [theCHIVE]

- Adrienne Bailon reveals her ‘vagacial’ secrets. [tooFab]

- Paul Scheer’s 11 Fail-Proof Steps To Becoming A Gigantic Celebrity [BuzzFeed]

- Natasha Barnard in lingerie, anyone? [Popoholic]

- How bout Kate Hudson in a minidress? [IDLYITW]

- I don’t know who Joey Fisher and Stacey Poole are either, but they’re in lingerie and doing that smash-the-boobs-together thing, so I’m in. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miley Cyrus loves weed now. And getting hit in the face by Chris Brown. [Celebslam]

- Olivia Wilde topless in some movie that you know the title of because you’re already watching it right now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian and her mother can’t even keep their grifts straight anymore. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Denzel Washington turned down Fast And Furious 7 because OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID. [FilmDrunk]

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