Good Morning, Shelly Scholten Bikini Photos, And Other News

Nick Jonas doesn’t bang to his own music. [Lainey Gossip]

Matthew Perry told a long, long, my God, way too long masturbation story. [Fishwrapper]

Kylie Jenner fired the first non-Bruce Jenner story salvo. [Dlisted]

These boobs are all wearing sunglasses. [theCHIVE]

Why you should shut up about the mom beating her protestor son. [The Frisky]

Anyone interested in Zoe Kravitz topless? [WWTDD]

No? Ok, how about Kristin Wiig full fronta– Wait, this is real?! [Egotastic!]

Miss a dead loved one? Try dousing yourself with their scent. [Death and Taxes]

Holy Lord, Anne-Julie Proulx. [Hollywood Tuna]

Eva Mendes’ booty, as described by Bill and/or Ted. [Popoholic]

Nina Agdal naked, Nina Agdal naked, Nina Agdal naked. [DrunkenStepfather]

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