Good Morning, Rachel Bilson, And Other News

- Dr. Professor James Franco has a dissertation on these Ashley Benson rumors. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’ve clearly been at this job too long when I think this chick is sitting on a toilet only to find myself disappointed once I realize she isn’t. There’s no excuse for that. [theCHIVE]

- Lisa Turtle denies being bipolar by talking exactly like a bipolar person. [Dlisted]

- Tina Fey has some words about this rape business everyone’s talking about. [BuzzFeed]

- Minka Kelly didn’t stop being hot. I thought everyone should know that. [Popoholic]

- Alexander Skarsgard bought himself a new Golden Fuck Palace of Dick And Light. [TooFab]

- Sara Jean Underwood is a.. bear (?) with awesome breasts for Halloween. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger is playing Conan again because literally no one saw the one with Khal Drogo. Also, the rave video, watch the rave video. [FilmDrunk]

- Aubrey O’Day is a “busty pig.” Truer words have never been spoken. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Mitt Romney just locked up the game-changing Meat Loaf endorsement. It’s all over now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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