- Dr. Professor James Franco has a dissertation on these Ashley Benson rumors. [Lainey Gossip]
- I’ve clearly been at this job too long when I think this chick is sitting on a toilet only to find myself disappointed once I realize she isn’t. There’s no excuse for that. [theCHIVE]
- Lisa Turtle denies being bipolar by talking exactly like a bipolar person. [Dlisted]
- Tina Fey has some words about this rape business everyone’s talking about. [BuzzFeed]
- Minka Kelly didn’t stop being hot. I thought everyone should know that. [Popoholic]
- Alexander Skarsgard bought himself a new Golden Fuck Palace of Dick And Light. [TooFab]
- Sara Jean Underwood is a.. bear (?) with awesome breasts for Halloween. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is playing Conan again because literally no one saw the one with Khal Drogo. Also, the rave video, watch the rave video. [FilmDrunk]
- Aubrey O’Day is a “busty pig.” Truer words have never been spoken. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Mitt Romney just locked up the game-changing Meat Loaf endorsement. It’s all over now. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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They didn’t go with “Halloweavage?” Fail, Hollywood Tuna.
She’s such a slut. I haven’t looked at her for a minute and her eyes already unzipped my pants..
I had the same reaction… Chive On, Fish. Chive on.
SHe is cute the dress has to go.
She will probably still look like a cutesie teenager in her 50s.
Pretty girl.
I love her.
You stay off ‘em drugs and you shall stay looking fresh for a looooonnnng time…
Actually, it’s Botox.
Meh
Agree. gimme courtney stodden and that butterface joanna krupa ANY DAY
so hot