Good Morning, More Candice Swanepoel In A Bikini, And Other News

December 14th, 2012 // 18 Comments

- Katy Perry and John Mayer are that weird couple that wear Christmas sweaters now. [Gossip Cop]

- Katie Holmes and Blake Lively won 2012. [Lainey Gossip]

- Who the hell invented bras anyway? [theCHIVE]

- I can’t be the only one who read this and went, “Butt Sex Zone. No one’s allowed in the Butt Sex Zone.” [Dlisted]

- Bottomless is the new topless. Who knew Anne Hathaway was so fashion forward? [BuzzFeed]

- Nina Agdal bikini pics, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Another bad review for The Hobbit: The Unexpected Journey Because It’s 25 Hours Long. [TooFab]

- Hilary Duff wore leather pants. Suck it, Jessica Simpson. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sean Penn says Hollywood makes “monkey-fuck-rat” movies which is impossible because there isn’t a Monkey-Fuck-Rat 1 to remake. [FilmDrunk]

- Hell-the-fuck-lo, Jennifer Lawrence in Vogue. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LA Reid‘s quitting The X Factor so just assume that has something to do with working next to a judge who keeps tater salad in her purse. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    FattyFatty2X4
    Commented on this photo:

    Why didn’t she pull an Anne Hathaway here?

  2. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    mrfknhappy
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, I zoomed in on her face and I have to say that I am really not impressed. She has a really gummy smile and huge crow’s feet. I think that she is very overrated.

  3. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I would bring her home and feed her lasagna….and hope to god that I wouldn’t hear her barfing it up in the bathroom a few minutes later.

  4. JIM

    IF YOU PEOPLE THINK CANDICE SWANEPOEL SHOULD BE MODELING BIKINIS I DONT WANT YOU ON MY PLANET!!!

  5. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that is fucking sweet

  6. Nelson Mandela

    For all the yanks butchering her last name (and all dutch/german names for that matter) try saying it like this “swunna pull”

  7. cc

    In the spirit of the season…’Hallelujah!’

  8. jonesy

    “Hel-the-fuck-lo” is my new entrance phrase. I’m stealing it.

  9. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    CIDM
    Commented on this photo:

    poor girl, she is missing half of her torso.
    well done Photoshop, well done.

  10. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    My ex girlfriend followed me here…girl you need to move on.

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