Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

April 3rd, 2012 // 6 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez is making her driver pose for Instagram photos now. [Lainey Gossip]

- These Girls Can Take Me Out To The Ballpark [theCHIVE]

- Taylor Lautner got a facial at the Kids Choice Awards. [Dlisted]

- If your birth name is Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson, now would be a good time not to click on this link. [BuzzFeed]

- Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are doing Dumb & Dumber 2 which is just as depressing as it sounds. [FilmDrunk]

- ‘Ted’ Red Band Trailer (Surprisingly worth a watch.) [Heavy]

- Bad acne gave Salma Hayek depression, so just assume this lasted as long as it took for her to look down and go, “Oh, no, wait a minute. I’m gonna be fine.” [TooFab]

- USA vs. the World: Who Has the Hotter Sports Fans? [Bleacher Report]

- Jessica Alba got a new tattoo. [Popoholic]

- Cheryl Cole is talented. [IDLYITW]

- Levi Johnston got another chick pregnant. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Sara Jean Underwood is kind of an amazing person. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- A how do you do, Lucy Pinder? [Hollywood Tuna]

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  1. Crispy Anus

    My nipples are 9 inches long. :’(

  2. Smooth Anus

    & your anus is crispy…so you have 2 problems and a bitch ain’t one, or maybe a bitch is both, depending on how you look at it.

  3. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Holy God it’s the Holy Grail of Gaps, I think I’ve just been blessed.

  4. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Yoga Pants
    Mama Pinkus
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    muffin top

  5. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    yeah, i thought that, too. good to see she has one. ha

  6. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Yoga Pants
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    Why should I consider her hot again?

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