Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News

- So here’s Severus Snape as Ronald Reagan. Why not? [Dlisted]

- Wait a minute, did Lainey just say Season 4 of Sons of Anarchy was weak? It was way better than Season 3’s Irish Baby Chase. Probably the best season since Henry Rollins: Skinhead. (Adding… Last night’s premiere ended up being the tits by the way.) [Lainey Gossip]

- The Cold War just ended. In my pants. [theCHIVE]

- Chris Brown’s neck tattoo is a meme now. [BuzzFeed]

- Hayden Panettiere poses for Women’s Health Midget issue. [Popoholic]

- Jordin Sparks bikini photos, anyone? [TooFab]

- Don’t do it, Ryan Reynolds. Don’t you dare do it… [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Abby Clancy in lingerie… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- And let’s keep the sexiness going with some Ashley Greene. [Celebslam]

- Sean Connery loving the hell out of tennis is the greatest thing happening on the Internet that isn’t Jon Hamm’s penis. [FilmDrunk]

- Vanessa Hudgens keeps it tight. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brad Pitt thinks the recession eliminating the days of the $10 million movie star is a good thing. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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