Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News

June 22nd, 2012 // 21 Comments

- Girl, stoned out of her mind, decides to climb the electricity pylon. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm is strangely monogamous. Goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

- America Straight Up Lies About Nickelback Hatred [BuzzFeed]

- Hugh Jackman‘s hairy nipples are medicinal. [Dlisted]

- Hello, Kate Beckinsale in Women’s Health… [Popoholic]

- Drake‘s a genuine badass. [IDLYITW]

- I don’t get Erin Andrews‘ appeal either. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber Getting Knocked Out By Glass: The Movie [TooFab]

- See? Without the paparazzi we wouldn’t get to see Jessica Alba before they slather her with Photoshop. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna‘s still classy as balls. [Celebslam]

- People really want to make Jurassic 4. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce bought Jay Z a $40 million plane for Father’s Day which sounds awesome until you realize it’s the rich people equivalent of a tie. “Oh, wow, a plane. Thanks.” *tosses in pile with other planes* [Starpulse]

- Pixar’s Brave is a goddamn ginger conspiracy. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. ds78

    Good morning indeed…

  2. Deacon Jones

    Man, my computer is so fucked up its not even funny.

    All so I could upgrade from IE 7 to 8, you motherfucker

  3. Yes, this is something that would be nice to wake up to every morning.

  4. Spock's Lizard

    It may look like a parking meter but look closer Minka! It’s also a pole. C’mon show us what we want to see!

  5. Rubber Hippo

    This is called having style. Miley Cyrus could wear the same crappy t-shirt and would look all the country redneck that just crawled out of the hog pen.

  6. Rubber Hippo

    The first Jurassic was good the rest increasingly bad so I don’t care. Just don’t let George Lucas near it. Dinosaurs ripping Ewoks apart is not something children should see.

  7. Photo Boy: I clicked the Chive link and stumbled across someone named Ashley Sky; get pics NOW!

    BTW, that pot must have been laced with something serious to make the chivette climb the power line.

  8. your uncle Jack

    Looks okay on the outside, but seeing as Jeter has been plowing that field for the last three years it’s probably best to stay away from planting anything unless you like Valtrex.

  9. El Jefe

    Unfortunately that ass is riddled with herpes.

  10. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    Leaping Jesus Lizard, that woman is extra-spicy-super-duper-over-the-top-ouright smokin’ hot.

  11. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    I’d trade 72 virgins for that.

  12. “Girl, stoned out of her mind, decides to climb the electricity pylon” – in fucking CROCS!!!

  13. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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  14. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    Just a quick thought, ladies.

    Ever notice all of the hottest, sexiest, most talked about celebrities have long hair?

    Don’t cut your hair.

  15. Dr. Ike

    I would love to release my seed inside Minka’s anal cavity if she would permit it.

  16. charlie..

    hmmmmmmmmmmmm nice butts

  17. charlie..

    me to dr ike …beyond dentate line in her canal lol

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