Good Morning, Minka Kelly’s Butt, And Other News

- Girl, stoned out of her mind, decides to climb the electricity pylon. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm is strangely monogamous. Goddammit… [Lainey Gossip]

- America Straight Up Lies About Nickelback Hatred [BuzzFeed]

- Hugh Jackman’s hairy nipples are medicinal. [Dlisted]

- Hello, Kate Beckinsale in Women’s Health… [Popoholic]

- Drake’s a genuine badass. [IDLYITW]

- I don’t get Erin Andrews’ appeal either. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Justin Bieber Getting Knocked Out By Glass: The Movie [TooFab]

- See? Without the paparazzi we wouldn’t get to see Jessica Alba before they slather her with Photoshop. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Rihanna’s still classy as balls. [Celebslam]

- People really want to make Jurassic 4. [FilmDrunk]

- Beyonce bought Jay Z a $40 million plane for Father’s Day which sounds awesome until you realize it’s the rich people equivalent of a tie. “Oh, wow, a plane. Thanks.” *tosses in pile with other planes* [Starpulse]

- Pixar’s Brave is a goddamn ginger conspiracy. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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