Good Morning, Melissa Riso, And Other News

- Jessica Biel just fired all of her management. [Lainey Gossip]

- So Miguel might have given that chick he kicked in the head brain damage. [Dlisted]

- It’s The Season For Tan Lines [theCHIVE]

- Colin Farrell shirtless and sweaty after doing yoga, ladies and Photo Boy? [tooFab]

- The Super-Cute Inspiration For The “Arrested Development” Banana Stand [BuzzFeed]

- John Mayer’s face is buried in Katy Perry’s breasts again. Fuck you, God. [IDLYITW]

- Constance Jablonski is your new H&M lingerie model. [Popoholic]

- Lucy Pinder’s in lingerie, too, although way more subtly. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kanye hates Kim Kardashian’s friends and family. [Celebslam]

- Here’s January Jones topless in case you haven’t seen that yet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus’ new single isn’t about drugs. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime movie has a trailer. [FilmDrunk]

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