Good Morning, Melissa Riso, And Other News

June 5th, 2013 // 21 Comments

- Jessica Biel just fired all of her management. [Lainey Gossip]

- So Miguel might have given that chick he kicked in the head brain damage. [Dlisted]

- It’s The Season For Tan Lines [theCHIVE]

- Colin Farrell shirtless and sweaty after doing yoga, ladies and Photo Boy? [tooFab]

- The Super-Cute Inspiration For The “Arrested Development” Banana Stand [BuzzFeed]

- John Mayer‘s face is buried in Katy Perry‘s breasts again. Fuck you, God. [IDLYITW]

- Constance Jablonski is your new H&M lingerie model. [Popoholic]

- Lucy Pinder‘s in lingerie, too, although way more subtly. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kanye hates Kim Kardashian‘s friends and family. [Celebslam]

- Here’s January Jones topless in case you haven’t seen that yet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus‘ new single isn’t about drugs. [Amy Grindhouse]

- The Anna Nicole Smith Lifetime movie has a trailer. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Huh?…What do *I* do? Oh, well, Im a millionaire stuntman and winery owner. Naturally. Now get in that rusty van over there and let me show you my house”

  2. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck me. Is that two swimsuits?

    • donkeylicks

      Yo dawg, I heard you like support. So I put a bikini in your bikini. Now you can support your boobs while you support your boobs.

  3. cc

    Hmmm, I am hot with a great figure. What next? Ah yes…shitty tattoos.

  4. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ruined by a stupid tattoo

  5. Ruined by bolt-on boobs

  6. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, what a lovely feminine body…would look even better if she didnt have that trashy tat…but to each their own

  7. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says class like a tat above the minge and a tat above the ass.

  8. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks good no doubt. But to me she gives off more like a pornstar than a model/actress vibe. Maybe it’s that tacky tattoo.

  9. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the kind of picture that annoys me. Look at the space between her head and the left side of the picture, tons of space, yet they’ve cut her feet off! Photographers need to learn to frame pictures properly.

    To some guys feet are what tits and ass are to other guys!

  10. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot body, but the tattoo completely ruins it

  11. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is prince leaving his name places like Zorro now ?

  12. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Did anyone else think they were having a seizure while looking at her boobs? A holographic double bathing suit is the new 3D.

  13. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s naked on the Tumblr. They really mangled her nipples when they bolted those things on.

  14. sweet peaches

    Rib cages are sexy now? If she were a dog shed be in a commerical with Sarah McLachlan asking you to send money

  15. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That stupid-ass tattoo totally ruins her. Ridiculous.

  16. Melissa Riso Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Bikini shoot pose #1

  17. anonym

    she’s short, has fake tits.
    but she does soft porn. so i guess that’s good

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