Good Morning, Luisa Zissman, And Other News

August 16th, 2013 // 27 Comments

- Lindsay Lohan has a website now. She’s catching up to Snooki! [Lainey Gossip]

- Terese Giudice will do whatever it takes to stay out of prison. Even letting Joe go in her place. She just love those kids! [Dlisted]

- Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV [theCHIVE]

- Oprah was on Watch What Happens Live! I no longer recognize this world. [tooFab]

- 4 Ways That Nelly Threw A Better Pool Party Than Donald Glover [BuzzFeed]

- I honestly thought this was Katie Holmes and was going to call an ambulance for Suri. [Popoholic]

- Kelly Brook is really good at Instagram. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Fabiana Semprebom in lingerie… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Olivia Wilde is still awesome. [Celebslam]

- The 2014 Pirelli Calendar looks a little too heroin chic. (Except for you, Miranda Kerr.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katie Couric hates the Kardashians. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Transformers 4 is bumping back the release of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot. Welcome to Hollywood: The Land of Ideas. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
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    Love the slight nipslip

  2. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
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    I think she like her breasts as much as I do.

  3. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
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    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. This is one of my favorite “Good Morning”s in a while.

  5. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    Paully Boston Baby!
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    You know how I know you’re gay? Bc ANY straight guy would have done the whole pretending to fall in the pool, playfully pull her in whilst also managing to make sure her boobs land on your face.

  6. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
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    Novelty sized breast implants seems to be all this chick is bringing to the party. Between her busted face and weirdly shaped doughy lower body, there’s not much here to impress.

  7. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    Cock Dr
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    She would look better simply nude…without that ratty meh bikini.

  8. IAmAGuest

    She sure is doing a great job convincing us she doesn’t notice the paps. Totally not posing at all.

    Give this girl all the Oscars!

  9. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    ITOLDYOU
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    Don’t know what you guys are talking about. I would hit that 5 times before noon every day!!

  10. Wow, Freddie Mercury. You picked one even fatter than normal!

  11. What happened to the subtlety in attention whoring? You are supposed to at least *try* to pretend you aren’t blatantly posing for the fappers in the bushes.

    • Shit, you mean these ladies actually know I’m there? Wow, talk about killing the fantasy. Guess I’ll have to find something else to do with my Thursday afternoons. And Mondays.

  12. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    billy
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    This picture makes me feel strange inside, like everything is all warm and squishy in my chest.

  13. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    crb
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    Don’t know about that face, though.

  14. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    Frances
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    Fugly with stiff looking melons

  15. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
    anonym
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    busted face with fake tits

  16. Scott

    Interesting name. Half Hispanic, half Jew?

  17. Jizz Man

    I’d like to be her jizzman.

  18. josh

    She’s from the Apprentice UK, she came second and probably decided she was going to try being famous instead. Her businesses are actually really successful.

  19. She looks pretty fucking tasty to me.

  20. Luisa Zissman Bikini Squeezing Breasts Together
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    I hate that her breasts are fake tho…said no man ever

  21. LisaBeebe

    You know Alicia looks great and sexy!!!!!!

    http://wp.me/p1CkXq-1Ky

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