Good Morning, Kristin Cavallari, And Other News

- Where does the sexy end and The Beef begin? [Dlisted]

- Taylor Swift and her new boyfriend are totes dry humping. Totes. [Lainey Gossip]

- I think these chicks work out, but don’t quote me on that. [theCHIVE]

- So who wants to watch domestic life slowly eat away at Mitt Romney’s sanity? Because here he is at Costco. [BuzzFeed]

- Megan Fox in a bikini will sell you This Is 40 now. [Popoholic]

- The scene outside Kate Middleton’s hospital doesn’t look at all ridiculous. [Just Jared]

- Does anyone really give a shit about Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora talking shit about each other? I’m pretty sure I just made those two names up. [TooFab]

- “Steve Jobs was cool and all, but how can we make him look more smarmy and douchier?” – Whoever’s responsible for this shit-show [IDLYITW]

- Soon-to-be-lactating Amber Rose, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Actual adults are going to make a new Terminator instead of McG or the dude who directs those movies where the cars go “VROOM.” [FilmDrunk]

- And Leslie Mann is topless in This Is 40, too, so it practically has everything. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Olivia Munn plays a stripper on that show about Zooey Deschanel’s breasts. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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