Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News

August 21st, 2012 // 20 Comments

- Jennifer Lopez trained Casper Smart to know his place. [Lainey Gossip]

- Todd Akin already made an ad apologizing for that whole rape can’t get you pregnant business except that means he agrees with medical science and just alienated his base. Well played. [Buzzfeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio had sex with all of this. [theCHIVE]

- Vanity Fair asks Carson Daly if Christina Aguilera is a squirter. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Maria Sharapova gets leggy in the Hamptons. [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton is deep, you guys. [Celebslam]

- Olga Kurylenko bikini pics. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Snooki‘s going to pop at any minute. Let the tribulation begin! [TooFab]

- Kate Moss still hangs around yachts topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Warner Bros. is out of The Dark Tower business. [Starpulse]

- Deleted scene from The Avengers, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

- Remembering Phyllis Diller [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    DS78
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my…

  2. alex

    I think I finally figured out who she reminds me of…its been nagging at me forever, she’s Vivid pornstar Celeste!

    http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/star_photos/images/celeste.jpg

    http://www.total-sluts.com/Celeste/images/large/pornstar-celeste-25.jpg

    Nailed it! (just the doppleganger, not the chicks unfortunately)

  3. alex

    So its been bugging me for a while, who does this Kelly Brook remind me of??? Now I know, its Vivid porn star Celeste!

    Google Vivid Celeste and tell me I’m brilliant!

  4. Cock Dr

    Best nude or in a tiny bikini…she’s not a fashion model living clotheshanger and most dresses, no matter how gorgeous, make her look a little thick.
    The girl knows how to get out of a limo without letting a pack of paparazzi get up her skirt.

    • Basement Jack

      You might be right. I always thought she just had really bad a fashion sense.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      Sure she can hop out of a car without showing off her undies, but did you know she can also sit, roll over, and play dead? It’s best to not try to get her speak though.

  5. Tom N.

    Leo! My goodness.

  6. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s just so darn lovely.

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so stunning that I feel like I need to avert my eyes to avoid bringing a plague upon my village.

  8. alex

    And what is she famous for again?

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Those eyebrows… that lantern jaw…

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    jimbo
    Commented on this photo:

    the guy behind her needs a thought bubble

    “mmm, that ass!!!”

  11. USDA Prime McBeef

    Zoom in on the framed picture off her right shoulder.

    Discuss.

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is someone waving a framed photo of what appears to be a hirsute man in underwear?

  13. RisingDragonFist

    If it’s not too much trouble Ms Brook, I’d like to Tony Scott your (inset name of body of water he splattered on)

  14. Kelly Brook Cleavage Tight Red Dress
    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    “so THIS is where da white women at “

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