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- Jennifer Lopez trained Casper Smart to know his place. [Lainey Gossip]

- Todd Akin already made an ad apologizing for that whole rape can’t get you pregnant business except that means he agrees with medical science and just alienated his base. Well played. [Buzzfeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio had sex with all of this. [theCHIVE]

- Vanity Fair asks Carson Daly if Christina Aguilera is a squirter. No, really. [Dlisted]

- Maria Sharapova gets leggy in the Hamptons. [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton is deep, you guys. [Celebslam]

- Olga Kurylenko bikini pics. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Snooki’s going to pop at any minute. Let the tribulation begin! [TooFab]

- Kate Moss still hangs around yachts topless. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Warner Bros. is out of The Dark Tower business. [Starpulse]

- Deleted scene from The Avengers, anyone? [FilmDrunk]

- Remembering Phyllis Diller [HuffPost Entertainment]

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