Good Morning, Kelly Brook, And Other News

[Ed. Note: Yes, these are to make up for this. – SW]

- Sean Penn’s banging Petra Nemcova again. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]

- Mind the Gap in HQ [theCHIVE]

- Is Matthew Fox’s unseen opponent a morbidly obese bus driver’s vagina? I’m going to assume yes. [Dlisted]

- The 18 Best Ideas People On The Internet Have Ever Had. Not gonna lie, some of these will get your brain pregnant. [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Upton in a bikini shilling headphones? SOLD. [Popoholic]

- Carrie Underwood still does her own laundry. [Celebslam]

- Miranda Kerr’s hotness is a universal language. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Celine Dion’s private island’s for sale. I’ll alert David Copperfield. [TooFab]

- Sofia Vergara tweets bikini pictures now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisha Cuthbert [Heavy]

- Just fuck you, Kevin Smith. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics [Bleacher Report]

- Johnny BananasEntourage lawsuit got thrown out. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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