[Ed. Note: Yes, these are to make up for this. - SW]
- Sean Penn‘s banging Petra Nemcova again. Of course. [Lainey Gossip]
- Mind the Gap in HQ [theCHIVE]
- Is Matthew Fox‘s unseen opponent a morbidly obese bus driver’s vagina? I’m going to assume yes. [Dlisted]
- The 18 Best Ideas People On The Internet Have Ever Had. Not gonna lie, some of these will get your brain pregnant. [BuzzFeed]
- Kate Upton in a bikini shilling headphones? SOLD. [Popoholic]
- Carrie Underwood still does her own laundry. [Celebslam]
- Miranda Kerr‘s hotness is a universal language. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Celine Dion‘s private island’s for sale. I’ll alert David Copperfield. [TooFab]
- Sofia Vergara tweets bikini pictures now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elisha Cuthbert [Heavy]
- Just fuck you, Kevin Smith. [FilmDrunk]
- 25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics [Bleacher Report]
- Johnny Bananas‘ Entourage lawsuit got thrown out. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Her generic brunette prettiness is displayed to best advantage with loose hair and a bikini, butt it’s always nice to see Kelly.
I wouldn’t use the word “generic” to describe her. She’s a breath of fresh air to all the plastic rail thin hollywood starlets of today
I thought she looked the best in those naked shots. But that’s just me.
Generic bubble butt, generic thunder thighs. Generic gut, butterface
bimbo
Yeah, she looks just fucking dreadful.
*roll eyes*
If Kate is really a woman then she is just being catty and jealous.
This woman is beautiful!
Kate, really??? You must be fucking gorgeous then… Fuck! What you doing blogging? Get your ass over to VS right now hottie!
Kate, you’re fucking stupid. Instead of being a jealous asshole, why don’t you go workout and lay off the twinkies. Maybe then you won’t hate yourself so much and project that hate on to beautiful women like the “oh-so-generic” Kelly Brook. And maybe then somebody will love you and you can adopt out at least 20 of your 50 cats.
Fish,
Your scrolling picture thingy doesnt work for anyone running Windows XP, and it’s driving me fucking nuts.
XP? Maybe bump up the RAM to 512 MB?
Get a MAC
Yep, ’cause there’s nothing quite so satisfying as throwing piles of money at a problem.
How come you’re the only person to keep bitching about this, Deacon? If there was really an incompatibility with XP, I would expect to see a lot more people complaining.
DJ, I’m running XP at home and 7 at the office. I use Firefox with ad blockers and it still works for me. I can no longer access the TMZ site unless I disable the blockers so now I just stick to this site.
Some French guy at her press conference offered 1 million to sleep with her. I can’t believe you didn’t mention this.
Yeah right. In her Demi Moore Fantasy maybe…
Poor Kate. Alone in mom’s basement, dreaming of the prom . . .
WTF! I went to the prom!!! And I looked thinner than this big twister.
I’m only living in my mom’s basement until this resession thingy is over. SO SHUT THE EFF UP!
All is right as rain again.
WTF is wrong with you? Low Standards? Her butt needs it’s own zip code
Kate, you obviously have an eating disorder.
Thanks! I have been starving myself thin for years only to learn that men like fat chicks like this one. WTF
You think this is fat? Camryn Manheim is fat. Cass Elliot was fat. Kelly Brook is not fat.
(Note to self: Update “fat references” folder.)
TomFrank, it took me a bit but I have an updated fat reference for you! That would be the lovely and talented Melissa McCarthy. And that’s all I got for now. So put THAT in your folder and…um, file it? I guess?
All that starvation has made you incredibly bitter.
You definitely should have eaten a sandwich and masturbated a little. Attitude is a deal breaker, Skeletor.
are you one of those women who eats 800 calories a day and spends an hour on the elliptical and calls it working out?
you’re not going to starve the misery out of your shitty life, love.
Kate, your bitchy and bitter attitude is what drives men away.
Wow, Kate! Dont do it, I think Starvation is driving you insane! I’d understand if you dont find Coco attractive (as a woman, I’d understand that) But this woman is NOT fat or outrageous in any way. She looks pretty and naturally sexy!
you seem very healthy and well-adjusted.
Yep, eating disorder, just like I thought.
I just wanna spank it
Sorry to be lame, but I gotta ask. I have an hourglass body shape like Kelly’s. Small waist, big boobs and nice hips. Very in proportion. I am not over weight. But I have big upper arms. Not huge. But soft. unattractive?
I am 38-28-39 5’7 dress size 6-8
You should probably post some pictures. And since clothes can be very distorting, it’d be safer to do (tasteful) nudes. I’m sure Fish would be willing to post them.
lmao! Im with you though!
you sound HUGE.
Oriana, you are not sorry. In fact, I bet you you are average looking, but have been told that you are a ‘stunner’, by some men.
I’m here to tell you that you read like a woman who needs her fingers broken, so she can’t type. Also, stop having sex with your father, it’s making you stupid.
Oriana, don’t mind pornstar. She’s just mad because her father quit having sex with her 18 years ago. I’ve been told by a guy friend or two that guys don’t really care about arms that much. But if it’s something that makes you feel uncomfortable there are exercises you can do to tone them and still look feminine. If a guy doesn’t like you for something like your arms, curb stomp that fucker! Actually if a guy doesn’t like you for WHO you are first and foremost dump his ass.
This hair looks like it could be styled at a cost cutters. But besides the hair, this is a good look.
She DOES look better nekid!
Oh, man, that photoshoot where she’s completely naked and covered in red lipstick! Soooo hot! I mean, I didn’t really like the landing strip she had going on, I prefer a clean pallet, but for those tits and that body and that face, I’ll allow it.
She is absolutely lovely. I’d make sweet love to her down by the fire.