Good Morning, Katy Perry

August 27th, 2010 // 52 Comments

Those’ll wake you up.

Katy Perry performed her hit song “California Gurls” on The Today Show this morning (after the jump) and I don’t really have much to say here without tipping my hand and revealing I’m just some weird dude on the Internet who’s a little too obsessed with breasts. Some things should remain private and I think I’m doing a pretty good job keeping that one under wraps. You suckers don’t even have a clue. Muahahaha!

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. tin

    hihi cute post

  2. truth

    They could feed a small village.

  3. Shart

    Are you Russell Brand?

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    Fred Garvin
    Commented on this photo:

    Ole’ granny panties strikes again.
    Cheesy bitch flamed out early, bummer.

  5. Tupac

    What’s all the fuss about her? She sucks. Okay looking but the music is so bland an old man with no teeth still can’t get it down…

    • She found a formula for pop music that works and sells. She’s here to make money and that’s all there is to it.

      But damn, at least she has good outfits! This one is super cute!

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    gemmi
    Commented on this photo:

    shes still outrageously attractive, but is it just me or has she pudged up a bit? i thought she was way more slim than that.

  7. Princess Leia

    This was just so horrible. I could only watch her for the most 30 sec before I puke! What breasts? Fellas you just believe anything ya’ll think you see. Very very sad. One day you will see the truth.

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    freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she always looks like a delicious piece of candy.

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    george
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    c

  10. Turd Ferguson

    I’ll say it again, GREAT bod just wish she dressed more normal to show it off rather than dressing like some kids doll with mish-mashed outfits in bright colors.

  11. Drew

    Jesus doesn’t like whores, Katy.

  12. Frobs

    When is the Disney rape of popular music going to end?

    So every single “pop star” has to come from a Jesus-blessed Disney background now, and be under the age of 20?

    I remember real pop music. Cyndi Lauper…the Thompson Twins…Duran Duran…Howard Jones…the Eurythmics…even Lionel “middle of the road” Ritchie. My god! They were all over the age of 20! How did they ever get a hit? And they didn’t use Autotune? You mean they actually used to SING in those days? And it wasn’t rap/hip-hop 24/7 on MTV?

  13. these cabaret costumes ruin any sexiness she has. as much as taylor swift’s music is meh she dresses soooo fine~

  14. MrsEllis

    a) She sucks horribly at singing.

    b) Her tits are okay, but those are not double Ds. I have just plain D cups, and they totally dominate my torso. She is full of shit, but that’s all she’s selling since she sucks at singing.

  15. iola

    I cant stand her live. bleh.

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    Jen
    Commented on this photo:

    comone with the comments about this one…

  17. josh

    Please stop about her :-(

  18. Riborbura Osseroto

    Dear god, am I the only one noticing how horrible she sings? I mean hell, I actually don’t mind some of her songs, but her real performing voice is just… uuugh.

  19. fax

    I could’ve done without the middle-aged dude in the business suit and pink wig mouthing the popsicle line.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Someone spilled a Little Pony background all over her dress.
    Either that or she’s been spelunking into Aladdin’s cave.
    In that outfit.

    Fuck do I know, she’s from Cala-Forny – folks over there do crazy shit all the time.

  21. kpatra

    this is the first time i ever tried to listen to her songs. she’s fucking horrible.

  22. Chinto

    Push up bras sadly don’t make up for a total lack of talent. Every major college has coeds ten times hotter than this chick.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “A” for effort.

  24. timmy the dying boy

    She’s just another reason the inventor of Autotune needs to be put to death as slowly and painfully as possible.

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    Bunny Foofoo
    Commented on this photo:

    tutu + granny panties = fail.

    one would have thought she’d wear a thong or something for the +++publicity.

  26. slapkatyperry

    stupid nasty bitch, you suck slut

  27. lady crackhead

    this song is a glass of warm water and raw tofu in khakis while not breastfeeding your child

  28. Brooke

    At least she can sing live. I’m pretty sure she’s not lip syncing…

  29. I could only look at the most 30 seconds before throwing up! What breasts? Guys just think ya ll believe everything you see. Very very sad. One day you ill see the truth.
    r4

  30. captain america

    ……….her belly isn’t as flat as you all might think!!

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    Snooki's Taint
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Snooki’s taint barfed

  32. boogeyman King Dong

    Aside of being a porn model,does she sing too?!

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    reginald
    Commented on this photo:

    I miss the whipped cream ta-tas

  34. lola

    katy perry is so gorgoeus she looks like a beautiful porcelain doll or a barbie

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    Bored with life
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d suck Russell Brand’s load out of her stinkhole…

  36. Marcos

    She isn’t a big girl but just smaller then average, very nice legs(athletic body yet curvy) Her tits are perfect size for the body its on. To big or small is a turn off.

  37. Jimmy

    I wish I was that microphone!

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