Those’ll wake you up.
Katy Perry performed her hit song “California Gurls” on The Today Show this morning (after the jump) and I don’t really have much to say here without tipping my hand and revealing I’m just some weird dude on the Internet who’s a little too obsessed with breasts. Some things should remain private and I think I’m doing a pretty good job keeping that one under wraps. You suckers don’t even have a clue. Muahahaha!
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hihi cute post
I’d give my left nut to motorboat those sons of bitches
Nawww, how cute is the Grandma at 2 mins 35 secs!!
They could feed a small village.
You must be blind, those are small and ugly.
Are you Russell Brand?
Ole’ granny panties strikes again.
Cheesy bitch flamed out early, bummer.
What’s all the fuss about her? She sucks. Okay looking but the music is so bland an old man with no teeth still can’t get it down…
She found a formula for pop music that works and sells. She’s here to make money and that’s all there is to it.
But damn, at least she has good outfits! This one is super cute!
shes still outrageously attractive, but is it just me or has she pudged up a bit? i thought she was way more slim than that.
This was just so horrible. I could only watch her for the most 30 sec before I puke! What breasts? Fellas you just believe anything ya’ll think you see. Very very sad. One day you will see the truth.
I think she always looks like a delicious piece of candy.
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I’ll say it again, GREAT bod just wish she dressed more normal to show it off rather than dressing like some kids doll with mish-mashed outfits in bright colors.
Jesus doesn’t like whores, Katy.
Mary Magdalene?
When is the Disney rape of popular music going to end?
So every single “pop star” has to come from a Jesus-blessed Disney background now, and be under the age of 20?
I remember real pop music. Cyndi Lauper…the Thompson Twins…Duran Duran…Howard Jones…the Eurythmics…even Lionel “middle of the road” Ritchie. My god! They were all over the age of 20! How did they ever get a hit? And they didn’t use Autotune? You mean they actually used to SING in those days? And it wasn’t rap/hip-hop 24/7 on MTV?
Your choice of current pop poison is Lady GaGa or Disney.
Or we could all learn to strum a guitar/play the kazoo to free our eardrums from corporate control.
damn kids these days, huh Frobs?
these cabaret costumes ruin any sexiness she has. as much as taylor swift’s music is meh she dresses soooo fine~
a) She sucks horribly at singing.
b) Her tits are okay, but those are not double Ds. I have just plain D cups, and they totally dominate my torso. She is full of shit, but that’s all she’s selling since she sucks at singing.
b) or maybe she has a smaller torso. 32DDD=34DD=36D
Dream the fuck on. She’s padded almost all the time. A 36 C US. Average. For her height she is poorly endowed. No WTHR. Tommy Lee has a smaller waist.
I cant stand her live. bleh.
comone with the comments about this one…
Please stop about her :-(
Dear god, am I the only one noticing how horrible she sings? I mean hell, I actually don’t mind some of her songs, but her real performing voice is just… uuugh.
I could’ve done without the middle-aged dude in the business suit and pink wig mouthing the popsicle line.
LMFAO!
Someone spilled a Little Pony background all over her dress.
Either that or she’s been spelunking into Aladdin’s cave.
In that outfit.
Fuck do I know, she’s from Cala-Forny – folks over there do crazy shit all the time.
this is the first time i ever tried to listen to her songs. she’s fucking horrible.
Push up bras sadly don’t make up for a total lack of talent. Every major college has coeds ten times hotter than this chick.
Yes, very true.
“A” for effort.
She’s just another reason the inventor of Autotune needs to be put to death as slowly and painfully as possible.
tutu + granny panties = fail.
one would have thought she’d wear a thong or something for the +++publicity.
stupid nasty bitch, you suck slut
this song is a glass of warm water and raw tofu in khakis while not breastfeeding your child
At least she can sing live. I’m pretty sure she’s not lip syncing…
I wish her music was a little better though.
I could only look at the most 30 seconds before throwing up! What breasts? Guys just think ya ll believe everything you see. Very very sad. One day you ill see the truth.
r4
Thank you. This bitch has such overrated and small nothing boobs for her hulking frame. total PR lies.
……….her belly isn’t as flat as you all might think!!
Even Snooki’s taint barfed
Aside of being a porn model,does she sing too?!
She’d master several technics to vibrate air.
I miss the whipped cream ta-tas
katy perry is so gorgoeus she looks like a beautiful porcelain doll or a barbie
I’d suck Russell Brand’s load out of her stinkhole…
She isn’t a big girl but just smaller then average, very nice legs(athletic body yet curvy) Her tits are perfect size for the body its on. To big or small is a turn off.
I wish I was that microphone!
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