Those’ll wake you up.
Katy Perry performed her hit song “California Gurls” on The Today Show this morning (after the jump) and I don’t really have much to say here without tipping my hand and revealing I’m just some weird dude on the Internet who’s a little too obsessed with breasts. Some things should remain private and I think I’m doing a pretty good job keeping that one under wraps. You suckers don’t even have a clue. Muahahaha!
Photos: Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
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tin | August 27, 2010 at 10:54 am
hihi cute post
bob | August 27, 2010 at 11:25 am
I’d give my left nut to motorboat those sons of bitches
Janice | August 28, 2010 at 12:45 am
Nawww, how cute is the Grandma at 2 mins 35 secs!!
truth | August 27, 2010 at 10:56 am
They could feed a small village.
Carl | August 29, 2010 at 1:55 am
You must be blind, those are small and ugly.
Shart | August 27, 2010 at 10:58 am
Are you Russell Brand?
Tupac | August 27, 2010 at 11:13 am
What’s all the fuss about her? She sucks. Okay looking but the music is so bland an old man with no teeth still can’t get it down…
DragonKatt | August 27, 2010 at 11:18 am
She found a formula for pop music that works and sells. She’s here to make money and that’s all there is to it.
But damn, at least she has good outfits! This one is super cute!
Princess Leia | August 27, 2010 at 11:43 am
This was just so horrible. I could only watch her for the most 30 sec before I puke! What breasts? Fellas you just believe anything ya’ll think you see. Very very sad. One day you will see the truth.
Turd Ferguson | August 27, 2010 at 11:54 am
I’ll say it again, GREAT bod just wish she dressed more normal to show it off rather than dressing like some kids doll with mish-mashed outfits in bright colors.
Drew | August 27, 2010 at 11:58 am
Jesus doesn’t like whores, Katy.
truth | August 29, 2010 at 1:19 pm
Mary Magdalene?
Frobs | August 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
When is the Disney rape of popular music going to end?
So every single “pop star” has to come from a Jesus-blessed Disney background now, and be under the age of 20?
I remember real pop music. Cyndi Lauper…the Thompson Twins…Duran Duran…Howard Jones…the Eurythmics…even Lionel “middle of the road” Ritchie. My god! They were all over the age of 20! How did they ever get a hit? And they didn’t use Autotune? You mean they actually used to SING in those days? And it wasn’t rap/hip-hop 24/7 on MTV?
Cock Dr | August 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Your choice of current pop poison is Lady GaGa or Disney.
Or we could all learn to strum a guitar/play the kazoo to free our eardrums from corporate control.
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 2:08 pm
damn kids these days, huh Frobs?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
these cabaret costumes ruin any sexiness she has. as much as taylor swift’s music is meh she dresses soooo fine~
MrsEllis | August 27, 2010 at 12:49 pm
a) She sucks horribly at singing.
b) Her tits are okay, but those are not double Ds. I have just plain D cups, and they totally dominate my torso. She is full of shit, but that’s all she’s selling since she sucks at singing.
DragonKatt | August 27, 2010 at 2:05 pm
b) or maybe she has a smaller torso. 32DDD=34DD=36D
Carl | August 29, 2010 at 1:57 am
Dream the fuck on. She’s padded almost all the time. A 36 C US. Average. For her height she is poorly endowed. No WTHR. Tommy Lee has a smaller waist.
iola | August 27, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I cant stand her live. bleh.
josh | August 27, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Please stop about her :-(
Riborbura Osseroto | August 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Dear god, am I the only one noticing how horrible she sings? I mean hell, I actually don’t mind some of her songs, but her real performing voice is just… uuugh.
fax | August 27, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I could’ve done without the middle-aged dude in the business suit and pink wig mouthing the popsicle line.
BaccusVD | August 29, 2010 at 12:27 am
LMFAO!
kpatra | August 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
this is the first time i ever tried to listen to her songs. she’s fucking horrible.
Chinto | August 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Push up bras sadly don’t make up for a total lack of talent. Every major college has coeds ten times hotter than this chick.
Dyl | August 29, 2010 at 1:57 am
Yes, very true.
timmy the dying boy | August 27, 2010 at 7:33 pm
She’s just another reason the inventor of Autotune needs to be put to death as slowly and painfully as possible.
slapkatyperry | August 27, 2010 at 7:57 pm
stupid nasty bitch, you suck slut
lady crackhead | August 27, 2010 at 10:15 pm
this song is a glass of warm water and raw tofu in khakis while not breastfeeding your child
Brooke | August 27, 2010 at 10:35 pm
At least she can sing live. I’m pretty sure she’s not lip syncing…
Marcus | August 28, 2010 at 12:40 am
I wish her music was a little better though.
garrybrahmin | August 28, 2010 at 1:39 am
I could only look at the most 30 seconds before throwing up! What breasts? Guys just think ya ll believe everything you see. Very very sad. One day you ill see the truth.
r4
Dyl | August 29, 2010 at 2:00 am
Thank you. This bitch has such overrated and small nothing boobs for her hulking frame. total PR lies.
captain america | August 28, 2010 at 7:02 am
……….her belly isn’t as flat as you all might think!!
boogeyman King Dong | August 28, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Aside of being a porn model,does she sing too?!
Rhialto | August 28, 2010 at 12:42 pm
She’d master several technics to vibrate air.
lola | August 29, 2010 at 9:42 pm
katy perry is so gorgoeus she looks like a beautiful porcelain doll or a barbie
Marcos | August 30, 2010 at 6:33 pm
She isn’t a big girl but just smaller then average, very nice legs(athletic body yet curvy) Her tits are perfect size for the body its on. To big or small is a turn off.
Jimmy | August 31, 2010 at 9:41 am
I wish I was that microphone!
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