Good Morning, Katherine Jenkins In A Bikini, And Other News

- Justin Bieber’s mom’s Jesus powers failed to keep him from becoming another over-entitled celebrity drug addict, so she’s going to judge you for getting an abortion instead. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blossom’s four year old son apparently can’t stand her breasts as much as her ex-husband does now. [Dlisted]

- Chloe Moretz is only just now turning 16? What the hell was all that in Dark Shadows, Tim Burton? Take a seat right over there. [Just Jared]

- And now a moment for the underappreciated scene and emo girls. [theCHIVE]

- Andersoon Cooper received a coin with bullet holes from the LA Cop Killer. [Gossip Cop]

- How Facebook broke the whole Internet yesterday. [BuzzFeed]

- The official Spring Breaker posters are here. [Popoholic]

- Mindy McCready was tossed in the psych ward, so just assume she claimed she invented country music and will re-invent its future, but did none of that because she’s a crazy person. [TooFab]

- Minka Kelly is red hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Leonardo DiCaprio uses Jonah Hill to bang women now. [Celebslam]

- Lady GaGa wants a mannequin with pink pubic hair in her dressing room at all times. Don’t we all? [IDLYITW]

- Hitman is getting rebooted with Paul Walker so just assume the script for Connect 4: The Movie needed work. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus is Instagramming her crotch now. Or maybe that dog. It’s probably the crotch. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Oprah Winfrey was going to give Jenny McCarthy a TV show? Christ, hasn’t she killed enough? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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