- Justin Bieber‘s mom’s Jesus powers failed to keep him from becoming another over-entitled celebrity drug addict, so she’s going to judge you for getting an abortion instead. [Lainey Gossip]
- Blossom‘s four year old son apparently can’t stand her breasts as much as her ex-husband does now. [Dlisted]
- Chloe Moretz is only just now turning 16? What the hell was all that in Dark Shadows, Tim Burton? Take a seat right over there. [Just Jared]
- And now a moment for the underappreciated scene and emo girls. [theCHIVE]
- Andersoon Cooper received a coin with bullet holes from the LA Cop Killer. [Gossip Cop]
- How Facebook broke the whole Internet yesterday. [BuzzFeed]
- The official Spring Breaker posters are here. [Popoholic]
- Mindy McCready was tossed in the psych ward, so just assume she claimed she invented country music and will re-invent its future, but did none of that because she’s a crazy person. [TooFab]
- Minka Kelly is red hot. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Leonardo DiCaprio uses Jonah Hill to bang women now. [Celebslam]
- Lady GaGa wants a mannequin with pink pubic hair in her dressing room at all times. Don’t we all? [IDLYITW]
- Hitman is getting rebooted with Paul Walker so just assume the script for Connect 4: The Movie needed work. [FilmDrunk]
- Miley Cyrus is Instagramming her crotch now. Or maybe that dog. It’s probably the crotch. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Oprah Winfrey was going to give Jenny McCarthy a TV show? Christ, hasn’t she killed enough? [HuffPost Entertainment]
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I’ve said it before, I’ll sy it again–I’d be willing to penetrate that. With my penis.
Flat butt.
Those two pairs would always beat my four of a kind.
Two pairs…so she has four boobs?
My kingdom for a nipslip!
Needs to work out.
Hey Superfish. We know you would have posted if that former cop in CA was a gun nut, but instead He’s a Pelosi-dancing, Chris Mathews – watching, Biden ticket-holding friend of Obama, know what I’m saying?
please cover that thing up.
Those things look like
something that sat on my table last year at easter
I would rate her a 5 if she had just a bit more ass!!
shitty ass