Good Morning, Katherine Jenkins In A Bikini, And Other News

February 8th, 2013 // 11 Comments

- Justin Bieber‘s mom’s Jesus powers failed to keep him from becoming another over-entitled celebrity drug addict, so she’s going to judge you for getting an abortion instead. [Lainey Gossip]

- Blossom‘s four year old son apparently can’t stand her breasts as much as her ex-husband does now. [Dlisted]

- Chloe Moretz is only just now turning 16? What the hell was all that in Dark Shadows, Tim Burton? Take a seat right over there. [Just Jared]

- And now a moment for the underappreciated scene and emo girls. [theCHIVE]

- Andersoon Cooper received a coin with bullet holes from the LA Cop Killer. [Gossip Cop]

- How Facebook broke the whole Internet yesterday. [BuzzFeed]

- The official Spring Breaker posters are here. [Popoholic]

- Mindy McCready was tossed in the psych ward, so just assume she claimed she invented country music and will re-invent its future, but did none of that because she’s a crazy person. [TooFab]

- Minka Kelly is red hot. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Leonardo DiCaprio uses Jonah Hill to bang women now. [Celebslam]

- Lady GaGa wants a mannequin with pink pubic hair in her dressing room at all times. Don’t we all? [IDLYITW]

- Hitman is getting rebooted with Paul Walker so just assume the script for Connect 4: The Movie needed work. [FilmDrunk]

- Miley Cyrus is Instagramming her crotch now. Or maybe that dog. It’s probably the crotch. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Oprah Winfrey was going to give Jenny McCarthy a TV show? Christ, hasn’t she killed enough? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Katherine Jenkins Bikini
    Brock Strongo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve said it before, I’ll sy it again–I’d be willing to penetrate that. With my penis.

  2. Katherine Jenkins Bikini
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    Flat butt.

  3. Katherine Jenkins Bikini
    Gary Grant
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two pairs would always beat my four of a kind.

  4. Gary Grant

    My kingdom for a nipslip!

  5. Drundel

    Needs to work out.

  6. Say What?

    Hey Superfish. We know you would have posted if that former cop in CA was a gun nut, but instead He’s a Pelosi-dancing, Chris Mathews – watching, Biden ticket-holding friend of Obama, know what I’m saying?

  7. Katherine Jenkins Bikini
    amir
    Commented on this photo:

    please cover that thing up.

  8. Katherine Jenkins Bikini
    Teddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Those things look like
    something that sat on my table last year at easter

  9. ITOLDYOU

    I would rate her a 5 if she had just a bit more ass!!

  10. yawn

    shitty ass

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