Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News

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- Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love with Brad.’ [Dlisted]

- Don’t drop by Gwyneth Paltrow’s house unless you’re bringing exotic fruits. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shannon needs to give Katy Perry a tutorial on see-through dresses. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes in Mad Max Beyond Bonerdome. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

-The marketing department for Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new show knows exactly what it’s doing. [Popoholic]

- Zac Efron and Matt Lauer have a good chuckle about that time Zac brought magnums to a kids’ movie. [TooFab]

- Sexy Sports Stars: Which Decade Produced the Hottest? [Bleacher Report]

- 25 Celebs Caught Smoking Marijuana [BuzzFeed]

- Bristol Palin’s reality show is off to a great start. [IDLYITW]

- Wiz Khalifa will make an honest woman out of Amber Ro–AHAHA! [Just Jared]

- Salma Hayek has body parts below the torso. Who knew? [Celebslam]

- Neil Patrick Harris lets his baby gamble, which is why gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry, adopt, share benefits or send out awkward Christmas cards that I have to explain to my children. I think that covers it, right? [Starpulse]

- The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay’s Leading Ladies [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Lady Gaga: Those were the hardest words I’ve ever had to type. [Heavy]

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