Good Morning, Kate Upton and Other News

March 2nd, 2012 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Alex Rodriguez has a Latina option now. [theCHIVE]

- Jon Hamm tells AMC executives to eat a dick. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston says she doesn’t need kids to be happy, which you’re supposed to interpret as ‘I’m still in love with Brad.’ [Dlisted]

- Don’t drop by Gwyneth Paltrow‘s house unless you’re bringing exotic fruits. [Lainey Gossip]

- Shannon needs to give Katy Perry a tutorial on see-through dresses. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adriana Lima and Doutzen Kroes in Mad Max Beyond Bonerdome. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

-The marketing department for Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s new show knows exactly what it’s doing. [Popoholic]

- Zac Efron and Matt Lauer have a good chuckle about that time Zac brought magnums to a kids’ movie. [TooFab]

- Sexy Sports Stars: Which Decade Produced the Hottest? [Bleacher Report]

- 25 Celebs Caught Smoking Marijuana [BuzzFeed]

- Bristol Palin‘s reality show is off to a great start. [IDLYITW]

- Wiz Khalifa will make an honest woman out of Amber Ro–AHAHA! [Just Jared]

- Salma Hayek has body parts below the torso. Who knew? [Celebslam]

- Neil Patrick Harris lets his baby gamble, which is why gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry, adopt, share benefits or send out awkward Christmas cards that I have to explain to my children. I think that covers it, right? [Starpulse]

- The Washed Ferrari Scale: Rating Michael Bay’s Leading Ladies [FilmDrunk]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Lady Gaga: Those were the hardest words I’ve ever had to type. [Heavy]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News


  1. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    BLIMEY!!! that english bloke is trying to get into her Knickers!!

  2. Leroy

    She’s a big girl and that’s how I like em

  3. Cock Dr

    Is this the blogger’s way of telling us he’s taking the day off?

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    That freckle on the underside of her boob is the sexiest freckle ever.

  5. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    For 19 years old, girl has some serious sag issues.

  6. Buddy the Elf

    That’s what I am talking about.

  7. Dr. Vag

    This is a model? and presently? Me confuzzled!

  8. Fondue

    Wow, major sfx on Jennifer Love Hewitt …

  9. forrest

    ……………….AS FRUITY AS “Beachberry”, FOLKS!!

  10. vekfan

    Looks like her heads been squashed onto her shoulders there.

  11. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Dr. Underpants
    Commented on this photo:

    Those jiggly titties will be a mess when she’s 40, but for right now – she’s just perfect.

  12. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman may have the most spectacular boobs ever.

  13. This chick can be hot but a lot of the times the angles and weird clothes make her look, uh, weird.

  14. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Very strange pose. Makes her body look horrible.

  15. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    the one pressed up against her boob is definitely a dude with a wig on. bravo.

  16. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Panty Thief
    Commented on this photo:

    Not attractive at all by model standards — thick, rectangular waist and below average face. She’s gotta be blowing someone up high to be getting all this press.

    • Winein' Seacrest

      You’re right; I’m sure the virtual girl you’ve created in World of Warcraft is much more perfect than her. You’d cum on yourself if she was ever in the same zip code as you but since you probably never leave your mom’s basement, drink some more Mt. Dew and eat some Cheetos you piece of $hit.

    • Frugal Gourmet

      You fucking scrub

  17. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    Love to give her a pearl necklace.

  18. Kate Upton Cleavage Liverpool Fashion Fest
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, boys…look what WE got!”

  19. I want My Sandwich ;-)

Leave A Comment