- Like I’m supposed to believe Madonna‘s naked breasts aren’t two grinning skulls. C’mon. [Just Jared]
- Scarlett Johansson‘s new boyfriend looks like a French Zachary Quinto. [Lainey Gossip]
- Cameron Diaz says every woman wants to be objectified which explains why she transformed into a man for A-Rod. Know your audience, people. [Dlisted]
- This link is nothing but hot chicks in sports bras. Not sure if you guys are into that. [theCHIVE]
- Somebody made garbage art of Honey Boo Boo which works on so many levels. [TooFab]
- In case you weren’t sure how much Sweden loves butt sex, here it is epically screwing Chris Brown over. [BuzzFeed]
- A shitload of screencaps from Megan Fox‘s cameo on Brian Austin Green‘s new show. I wonder how she got the part… [Popoholic]
- Patton Oswalt talking about working with Wesley Snipes on Blade: Trinity is your goddamn must read of the day. [FilmDrunk]
- Sara Jean Underwood and the art of wasting a good boob flash. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Taylor Swift dated a Kennedy. She no longer fears death. [IDLYITW]
- So this is happening: Judge Judy in a bikini! Where does the eroticism end and the law begin? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Note to self: Stop pretending to be a doctor in IMs. And George Clooney. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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**Ugh, does anyone know how to get jizz out of a designer dress??**
That dress costs at least 3 nights of her services.
Her face is so crooked
Hey sweetie, why such a long… uh… neck?
That chick is hotter than a tabasco milkshake. I’d hit that one so hard that my grandchildren’s teeth would bleed.
hot? concrete tits and ano body. not so hot.
I think a barbie doll would be a better lay then this plastic princess.
smokin’ hot!!
perfection!
Hair pulled back and up is not a good look for this woman.
sexy. I like to see every vertebrae….yuck.
You should always wear an evening dress to a nightclub.
“Shit! ONE minute past midnight, and the damned coach turned into a pumpkin already! I DO NOT believe this!”
AAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAH!!! JUDGE JUDY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Bitch needs to fucking eat
Quick, someone get this girl a steak.
cameron diaz take 2
A skeleton in an evening gown, how original.