Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

November 20th, 2012 // 17 Comments

- Like I’m supposed to believe Madonna‘s naked breasts aren’t two grinning skulls. C’mon. [Just Jared]

- Scarlett Johansson‘s new boyfriend looks like a French Zachary Quinto. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cameron Diaz says every woman wants to be objectified which explains why she transformed into a man for A-Rod. Know your audience, people. [Dlisted]

- This link is nothing but hot chicks in sports bras. Not sure if you guys are into that. [theCHIVE]

- Somebody made garbage art of Honey Boo Boo which works on so many levels. [TooFab]

- In case you weren’t sure how much Sweden loves butt sex, here it is epically screwing Chris Brown over. [BuzzFeed]

- A shitload of screencaps from Megan Fox‘s cameo on Brian Austin Green‘s new show. I wonder how she got the part… [Popoholic]

- Patton Oswalt talking about working with Wesley Snipes on Blade: Trinity is your goddamn must read of the day. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood and the art of wasting a good boob flash. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Taylor Swift dated a Kennedy. She no longer fears death. [IDLYITW]

- So this is happening: Judge Judy in a bikini! Where does the eroticism end and the law begin? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Note to self: Stop pretending to be a doctor in IMs. And George Clooney. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    **Ugh, does anyone know how to get jizz out of a designer dress??**

    That dress costs at least 3 nights of her services.

  2. Pancho

    Her face is so crooked

  3. BigOkie

    Hey sweetie, why such a long… uh… neck?

  4. Mike Traynor

    That chick is hotter than a tabasco milkshake. I’d hit that one so hard that my grandchildren’s teeth would bleed.

  5. inkydink

    hot? concrete tits and ano body. not so hot.

  6. Gary Grant

    I think a barbie doll would be a better lay then this plastic princess.

  7. richie

    smokin’ hot!!

  8. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    perfection!

  9. Enidaj

    Hair pulled back and up is not a good look for this woman.

  10. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    sexy. I like to see every vertebrae….yuck.

  11. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    You should always wear an evening dress to a nightclub.

  12. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    “Shit! ONE minute past midnight, and the damned coach turned into a pumpkin already! I DO NOT believe this!”

  13. RoXanne DeMonica

    AAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAH!!! JUDGE JUDY. YOU MOTHERFUCKER

  14. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    DP
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch needs to fucking eat

  15. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    Scott Disick's love child
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick, someone get this girl a steak.

  16. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    Elton J.
    Commented on this photo:

    cameron diaz take 2

  17. Joanna Krupa Cleavage Lure Nightclub
    Sangriatic
    Commented on this photo:

    A skeleton in an evening gown, how original.

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