Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

The Superficial / November 20, 2012

- Like I’m supposed to believe Madonna’s naked breasts aren’t two grinning skulls. C’mon. [Just Jared]

- Scarlett Johansson’s new boyfriend looks like a French Zachary Quinto. [Lainey Gossip]

- Cameron Diaz says every woman wants to be objectified which explains why she transformed into a man for A-Rod. Know your audience, people. [Dlisted]

- This link is nothing but hot chicks in sports bras. Not sure if you guys are into that. [theCHIVE]

- Somebody made garbage art of Honey Boo Boo which works on so many levels. [TooFab]

- In case you weren’t sure how much Sweden loves butt sex, here it is epically screwing Chris Brown over. [BuzzFeed]

- A shitload of screencaps from Megan Fox’s cameo on Brian Austin Green’s new show. I wonder how she got the part… [Popoholic]

- Patton Oswalt talking about working with Wesley Snipes on Blade: Trinity is your goddamn must read of the day. [FilmDrunk]

- Sara Jean Underwood and the art of wasting a good boob flash. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Taylor Swift dated a Kennedy. She no longer fears death. [IDLYITW]

- So this is happening: Judge Judy in a bikini! Where does the eroticism end and the law begin? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Note to self: Stop pretending to be a doctor in IMs. And George Clooney. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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