Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News

- Ashton Kutcher tells Mila Kunis he loves her on the anniversary of cheating on Demi Moore. [Lainey Gossip]

- Apparently these girls are all going to retreat to Bikini Island never to be seen or heard from again. [theCHIVE]

- When you give Lady GaGa free drugs, there better be a lot of it. [Dlisted]

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt poses for Flaunt magazine. Ladies? [BuzzFeed]

- Morena Baccarin has cleavage. Gentleman? [Popoholic]

- “Alright, kids, time to feed Casper to the seal. Yay!” [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber was almost aborted which proves getting one is always a good idea. Always. [IDLYITW]

- Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan still hate each other. [Celebslam]

- Peta Murgatroyd is like a poor man’s Amber Heard with a name from the Jetsons. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The new Skyfall trailer has way more blonde Bardem. [FilmDrunk]

- So this is what Sylvia van der Vaart does. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Christina Hendricks’ giant breasts know good television. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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