Good Morning, Jessica Alba Wearing Yoga Pants, And Other News

April 5th, 2012 // 16 Comments

- Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg and Jason Sudeikis are done with SNL after this season. [Dlisted]

- A Real-Life Barbie Doll Who Wants Your Attention [theCHIVE]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger describing how a Twins sequel with Eddie Murphy as their triplet explains why woman have no choice but to sleep with him because MY GOD… [FilmDrunk]

- This Michelle Williams/Jason Segel thing is really happening. [Lainey Gossip]

- Meet Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, The Internet’s Newest Favorite Meme [BuzzFeed]

- Whitney Houston‘s death has to be making Lindsay Lohan jealous. Has to be. [TooFab]

- Mass Effect 3 vs. Marriage [Heavy]

- Kate Upton understands bikini salesmanship. [Popoholic]

- The Playboy Golf Finals Invasion: It’s Sexy Time [Bleacher Report]

- Don Cheadle isn’t fucking around with this Trayvon Martin business. [Starpulse]

- Here’s Rihanna looking like Rihanna in Elle. (Read: Half-naked.) [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Xenia Deli is apparently the hottest girl on the planet. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So who wants to see James Franco‘s brother’s penis? [Just Jared]

- Did Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony really get a divorce? I’m having doubts. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    little turtle head
    Commented on this photo:

    perfect ass!!!! almost beat the foreskin off my cock fapping to this!!!!!!

  2. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    dooood
    Commented on this photo:

    mind the gap

  3. I’d like to shavasana with her vagina

  4. mbcl

    She’s showing off her acting abilities

  5. GridLock

    As long as she looks like this I’d tap that ass all day long!

  6. Anonymous

    Too bad she’s already started her Hollywood regime of anoxeria and over-exercising. That’s ass will be flat in no time.

  7. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    Drundel
    Commented on this photo:

    Squishy

  8. Fribble

    That butt… is busted. Squeezed out too many kids, Jesse. It’s fallen, fallen, fallen.

  9. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    ticonderoga
    Commented on this photo:

    I would let her sit on my face after a long bike ride. Jesus fucking christ.

  10. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    BonerJamz
    Commented on this photo:

    I see a dozen women every day with a better ass than that.

  11. rich

    This picture presents an ass that looks very tapable…cudos to whoever get it

  12. Poshicles

    That doesn’t look like anything sexy to me. But then again Jessica Alba looks like any old skinny Hispanic I have seen before.

  13. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    Fu
    Commented on this photo:

    If you look real close you can see the herpes that Derek Jeter gave her!

  14. Jessica Alba Butt Yoga Pants
    true dat
    Commented on this photo:

    why’s it look so short wide and squashed , thats got to be the weirdest arse ever!!

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