Good Morning, Irina Shayk, And Other News

- A woman’s abs are like magic. [theCHIVE]

- Apparently jabbing your penis into a pile of Silly Putty with tits is the new Faberge Egg. [Lainey Gossip]

- Weird Things Your Favorite Teen And Child Stars Are Up To Now [BuzzFeed]

- So Brad Pitt really has no intention of marrying Angelina Jolie. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Mary Elizabeth Winstead does Complex. [Popoholic]

- Enough people don’t appreciate Vanessa Hudgens. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Great Gatsby – IN 3D!!!!1 – has a trailer now. [TooFab]

- Ashley Smith poses for Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian understands marketing. [Celebslam]

- They’re making a Hook prequel that’s all about Rufio now. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics [Bleacher Report]

- I’m going to assume Will Smith learned the term “his ass got schtuck” from John Travolta. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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