Good Morning, Irina Shayk, And Other News

May 23rd, 2012 // 28 Comments

- A woman’s abs are like magic. [theCHIVE]

- Apparently jabbing your penis into a pile of Silly Putty with tits is the new Faberge Egg. [Lainey Gossip]

- Weird Things Your Favorite Teen And Child Stars Are Up To Now [BuzzFeed]

- So Brad Pitt really has no intention of marrying Angelina Jolie. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Mary Elizabeth Winstead does Complex. [Popoholic]

- Enough people don’t appreciate Vanessa Hudgens. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Great Gatsby – IN 3D!!!!1 – has a trailer now. [TooFab]

- Ashley Smith poses for Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian understands marketing. [Celebslam]

- They’re making a Hook prequel that’s all about Rufio now. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- 25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics [Bleacher Report]

- I’m going to assume Will Smith learned the term “his ass got schtuck” from John Travolta. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. The BuzzFeed post was the most depressing trip down memory lane I’ve had since the last Nicole Eggert post.

  2. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    Perspective
    Commented on this photo:

    I was looking at these pics thinking ‘Eh. Do-able’ when I suddenly saw the awesomeness that is Kelly Brook and now this pig offends my eyes with her spots and fish lips. Sorry dear but Kelly is the filet mignon next to your regurgitated bologna.

  3. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    SHe’s hot, but the more that I look at that upper lip. The more weird she ends up looking. It goes up to her nose.

    • Montpelier Cock Von Wood

      1) No space between upper lip and nose.
      2) Furry eyebrows.
      3) Boobs not large enough.
      4) Giant ears, WTF.
      5) Scar on left arm.
      6) Eyes not symmetrical.
      2/10 WOULD NOT BANG

  4. vic

    Nothing can top those Kelly Brook pics. This site might as well shut down now.

  5. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG that’s a big big mouth. When she grins like that she looks like the Joker.
    Wonder how that’s going to age. Probably not well.

  6. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    Commented on this photo:

    Did Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld just trade Tara Reid in for a far superior model? Yay, Mr. Pitt!

  7. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    In all of these pictures, there’s always a pap telling someone, “Get your old, bottle-blonde ass outta the way. We’re praying for a nip slip!”

  8. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    gorgeous!

  9. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    her stems are incredible!

  10. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder what is her worst personality flaw.

  11. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    Aarika
    Commented on this photo:

    Please donate any amount of money possible to help this poor child get her cleft palate corrected. Save a face, save a life.

  12. Smapdi

    Why the heck would “The Great Gatsby” need to be in 3D?

  13. CranAppleSnapple

    Models are allowed to have mouse-brown hair?

    • Evil Mouse

      You’re looking at her hair?!

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Heheh It’s just that I’ve been trained to cover that colour with dye, as though it was criminal to reveal it. :D
        I forgot to look at her tits. They’re good though.

  14. Baron Wilhelm Otto

    I would pay to see her fart on Bill Murray’s head

  15. Indigo Leopard

    The Great Gatsby looks terrible. The artificial looking CGI reminds me of Indiana Jones 4. In the trailer it looked tiresome already.

  16. Irina Shayk Cleavage Killing Them Softly
    Indigo Leopard
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me of a young Angelina Jolie. But she’s even prettier.

  17. Colin

    RUUUU-FIIII-OOOOOOOOOO

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