- A woman’s abs are like magic. [theCHIVE]
- Apparently jabbing your penis into a pile of Silly Putty with tits is the new Faberge Egg. [Lainey Gossip]
- Weird Things Your Favorite Teen And Child Stars Are Up To Now [BuzzFeed]
- So Brad Pitt really has no intention of marrying Angelina Jolie. That’s how I read this. [Dlisted]
- Mary Elizabeth Winstead does Complex. [Popoholic]
- Enough people don’t appreciate Vanessa Hudgens. I said it. [Hollywood Tuna]
- The Great Gatsby – IN 3D!!!!1 – has a trailer now. [TooFab]
- Ashley Smith poses for Elle. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kim Kardashian understands marketing. [Celebslam]
- They’re making a Hook prequel that’s all about Rufio now. Of course. [FilmDrunk]
- 25 Sports Hottie Vacation Pics [Bleacher Report]
- I’m going to assume Will Smith learned the term “his ass got schtuck” from John Travolta. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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The BuzzFeed post was the most depressing trip down memory lane I’ve had since the last Nicole Eggert post.
Agreed, although I comforted myself by the fact that I never really gave a shit about most of those people anyway. Forget Blossom–her slutty friend Six was where it was at anyway.
My GOD I miss Six.
I was looking at these pics thinking ‘Eh. Do-able’ when I suddenly saw the awesomeness that is Kelly Brook and now this pig offends my eyes with her spots and fish lips. Sorry dear but Kelly is the filet mignon next to your regurgitated bologna.
you’re on drugs
SHe’s hot, but the more that I look at that upper lip. The more weird she ends up looking. It goes up to her nose.
1) No space between upper lip and nose.
2) Furry eyebrows.
3) Boobs not large enough.
4) Giant ears, WTF.
5) Scar on left arm.
6) Eyes not symmetrical.
2/10 WOULD NOT BANG
Nothing can top those Kelly Brook pics. This site might as well shut down now.
Photo-Boy will find a way although it’s gonna be really difficult to top those.
OMG that’s a big big mouth. When she grins like that she looks like the Joker.
Wonder how that’s going to age. Probably not well.
If you’re fairly certain of that, you probably shouldn’t marry her.
Did Mr. Pitt from Seinfeld just trade Tara Reid in for a far superior model? Yay, Mr. Pitt!
In all of these pictures, there’s always a pap telling someone, “Get your old, bottle-blonde ass outta the way. We’re praying for a nip slip!”
gorgeous!
her stems are incredible!
Amen!
I wonder what is her worst personality flaw.
I’m sure she has many. Usually, the prettier they are the uglier their personality.
Please donate any amount of money possible to help this poor child get her cleft palate corrected. Save a face, save a life.
Why the heck would “The Great Gatsby” need to be in 3D?
Isn’t it obvious? So the explosions and car chase look better.
Models are allowed to have mouse-brown hair?
You’re looking at her hair?!
Heheh It’s just that I’ve been trained to cover that colour with dye, as though it was criminal to reveal it. :D
I forgot to look at her tits. They’re good though.
I would pay to see her fart on Bill Murray’s head
The Great Gatsby looks terrible. The artificial looking CGI reminds me of Indiana Jones 4. In the trailer it looked tiresome already.
She reminds me of a young Angelina Jolie. But she’s even prettier.
RUUUU-FIIII-OOOOOOOOOO