‘Morning, Halle Berry In A Bikini, And Other News

March 27th, 2013 // 13 Comments

- James Franco wants everyone to know he’s cool with Anne Hathaway now, so you can all stop the hating now because clearly it was entirely about that. [Lainey Gossip]

- Real Housewives kills another marriage. It’s almost as if it’s an entire show about gold-digging, but no, that can’t be right. [Dlisted]

- Barebacks and side-boobs will rise you from the dead. [theCHIVE]

- That time he beat the shit out of Rihanna was really hard for Chris Brown, you guys. [TooFab]

- 18 Ways “Donnie Darko” Blew Your Teenage Mind Wait, teenage? I saw it in college when it first came out- Oh, God, the old. I can feel the old! HELP. [BuzzFeed]

- Kelly Brook in a bikini, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Never rent anything to Ashley Greene. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Holly Peers… [Hollywood Tuna]

- In case you were curious, Lucy Banghard has nipples. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian is an umbrella now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- “Let’s have eight million three second trailers of Wolverine.” – Fox [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Han Solo

    Awesome boobjob she has. Can only tell she’s enhanced by looking at old pics of her.

  2. cc

    Careful guys, this is how the really crazy ones draw you in.

  3. FattyFatty2X4

    Now those are some Funbags!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, and I thought guys that wore sneakers on the beach were douches.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    How soon before one or the other loses their temper and slams the beloved’s head into the wall or tries to run ‘em over in the driveway?

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    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Need help, old woman?

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    rozellaquine's nail fungus
    Commented on this photo:

    After seeing how badly Martinez punched up Halle’s ex, I think I’ll just very respectfully wish the lovely couple and child to have a nice day at the beach.

  8. Shouldn’t her tits be getting even bigger, the crazier she gets? I’m pretty sure that’s one of Newton’s laws.

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    For just a moment I would have sworn that Bieber got implants, mind you a second later I realized that Halle Berry is far more masculine.

  10. Hop

    So I’m the only one that thought this was Charlie Sheen at first and then wondered about the boobs?

  11. Your English sucks, beat it.

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