Good Morning, Emma Rigby Bikini Pics, And Other News

- Lena Dunham is a chunky Diablo Cody. I finally figured it out. [Lainey Gossip]

- This Quentin Tarantino shit is officially ridiculous. [Dlisted]

- Adam Levine is designing a clothing line for Kmart? … Kmart? [Just Jared]

- Sometimes you just want to stare at women in sports bras for a few hours. Your boss will understand. [theCHIVE]

- Zack Snyder is NOT directing a Star Wars movie. You can all take your comic book bags off your head now. [Gossip Cop]

- True Story: This was the exact cover for The Hobbit paperback I read in the 7th grade. [BuzzFeed]

- And speaking of Hobbits, Gary Busey has some thoughts on them that you should immediately put down everything and watch. Right now. [FilmDrunk]

- Dear paparazzi, when life hands you Hayden Panettiere in tight jeans, you walk around and take a picture of her ass. What the hell? [Popoholic]

- Rihanna goes topless and defends working with Chris Brown. I’ll allow it until her shirt goes back on. [TooFab]

- Victoria Justice just doesn’t do it for me. I don’t know why. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christina Milian definitely works out. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Megan Fox has already resigned herself to doing nothing with her life but shitting out kids. The universe is in balance. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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