Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

- Maybe Joaquin Phoenix could’ve handled being in the Marvel machine. [Lainey Gossip]

- Leonardo DiCaprio’s birthday party was 80% models. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Niecy Nash knows the secret to a happy marriage and it’s blowjays. Constant blowjays. [Fishwrapper]

- Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE]

- Naya Rivera did not care for Kim Kardashian’s butt. [The Frisky]

- Vladimir Putin’s coming for your wife, son. [WWTDD]

- Meanwhile back in Mother Russia, women are shitting themselves mid-twerk. [Death and Taxes]

- And Olivia Wilde snapped back from having a baby. [Popoholic]

- What’s up, Nadine Leopold? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alyssa Barbara is from Canada and has big breasts. These are facts. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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