Good Morning, Christina Aguilera’s Breasts, And Other News

April 4th, 2012 // 28 Comments

- Jamie Lynn Spears can legally buy alcohol now, but I’ll always see her as the pig-tailed little 16-year-old with a baby in her. [TooFab]

- It’s Hilary Duff‘s baby she made with that guy she blew after he proposed! [Dlisted]

- A Woman’s Abs Are Like Magic [theCHIVE]

- “Tom Cruise singing Bon Jovi? This I gotta see!” – Absolutely no one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Is Sylvester Stallone A Time Traveler? [BuzzFeed]

- Tori Spelling‘s fourth pregnancy was apparently a surprise to her, too. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Minami [Heavy]

- Robert Pattinson paddleboarding shirtless, ladies? [Just Jared]

- The Sexiest Female Athletes From A to Z [Bleacher Report]

- Planned Parenthood doesn’t want Tucker Max‘s money, probably because he wanted them to name a building after him like a douche. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton‘s breasts will sell you DirecTV now. [Popoholic]

- Adam Sandler has sex with this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

-A De Vixen Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adrien Brody is starstruck by Jean Claude Van Damme. Why not? [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. The bottom of that dress could be called BEFORE and AFTER.

  2. hmmm

    you mean adam brody. not adrien.

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    DeucePickle
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    If she could somehow combine these boobs with the body she had in that one “Dirty” boxing ring video, there would never be a shortage of boners ever again. Not like the great Boner Drought of the 1920s….a sad time in our country’s history.

  4. Run n GUn

    Good strart, now she needs that dress to go to her ankles.

  5. Cock Dr

    How long before that palid boyfriend collapses from the immense partying and pussy pounding pressures he must be under?

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    SPANX makes dresses now ?

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    mbcl
    Commented on this photo:

    the old “two people thru the door at the same time” comedy routine

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    Popeye
    Commented on this photo:

    Spectacular tits!!! FaP FaP JUICY FRUITS!!!

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    Carl
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    Cankles. She is looking better these days..or is she?

  10. The Royal Penis

    If she ever loses weight say goodbye to those melons.

    • Didn’t she have a boob job a couple years ago? In which case, they’ll stay.

      I think she just invested in some of the JLH spanx stuff because those cankles are huge.

  11. dooood

    hey great tits!
    idk if it was worth it for her to become a non rigid dirigible for those
    but still, great tits

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    Hugh Jazz
    Commented on this photo:

    That moiré effect is freaking me out, man.

  13. disillusionisreal

    I’ve been hypnotized!

  14. SayWhat

    Why does The SF have pics of Jessica Simpson under Xtina headlines!?!?

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    chmod
    Commented on this photo:

    Why isn’t photo boy using a Hasselblad?

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    Master Cherry Plucker
    Commented on this photo:

    She shows her boobies better than she sings the National Anthem, at Super Bowls!

  17. Christina Aguilera Tight Dress Matthew Rutler
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, it’s not called The Little Door Restaurant for nothing.

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    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Turns out orange skin and red lipstick was a good look for her.

  19. Laura

    I think she’s lost a little weight. Or maybe she’s just dressing to flatter her body now instead of wearing leggings as pants.

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    FDrBn
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s definitely got a ‘type’ I thought that was her ex husband!

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    bripatrick
    Commented on this photo:

    Glad he dressed up like a big boy for dinner.

  22. She could stand to lose a little weight . She looking sexy, but not as sexy as she used to.

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    Melanie
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that she looks really good here! I like the minimal makeup, natural hair, and flattering dress.

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