Good Morning, Christina Aguilera’s Breasts, And Other News

- Jamie Lynn Spears can legally buy alcohol now, but I’ll always see her as the pig-tailed little 16-year-old with a baby in her. [TooFab]

- It’s Hilary Duff’s baby she made with that guy she blew after he proposed! [Dlisted]

- A Woman’s Abs Are Like Magic [theCHIVE]

- “Tom Cruise singing Bon Jovi? This I gotta see!” – Absolutely no one. [Lainey Gossip]

- Is Sylvester Stallone A Time Traveler? [BuzzFeed]

- Tori Spelling’s fourth pregnancy was apparently a surprise to her, too. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Nina Minami [Heavy]

- Robert Pattinson paddleboarding shirtless, ladies? [Just Jared]

- The Sexiest Female Athletes From A to Z [Bleacher Report]

- Planned Parenthood doesn’t want Tucker Max’s money, probably because he wanted them to name a building after him like a douche. [FilmDrunk]

- Kate Upton’s breasts will sell you DirecTV now. [Popoholic]

- Adam Sandler has sex with this. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

-A De Vixen Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

- Adrien Brody is starstruck by Jean Claude Van Damme. Why not? [HuffPost Celebrity]

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