Good Morning, Chloe Sevigny, And Other News

April 30th, 2012 // 22 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are always a first round draft pick! (I don’t understand sports references.) [theCHIVE]

- Pippa Middleton‘s Ass: The Beginning. [Lainey Gossip]

- Even Skarsgard doesn’t need to fear face rape from Fish like this man. [BuzzFeed]

- Beyonce not exactly denying surrogate rumors. [Dlisted]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Carmen Electra [Heavy]

- Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon renewed their vows after 4 years because that’s something sane people do. [TooFab]

- The 20 Sexiest Female Athletes in Need of a Haircut: For the gay man who happens to love breasts. [Bleacher Report]

- The producers of The Client List have been paying attention to Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s red carpet appearances. [Popoholic]

- Kaley Cuoco in body paint. Sort of. [DrunkenStepfatehr: Site is NSFW]

- Chloe Simms looks really smart. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Thanks to HBO’s love of gratuitous sex, you can now watch Brian Williams‘ daughter fingerblast herself in a public restroom. [HuffPost Celebrity]

- Paul Rudd‘s anus is in This is 40. Sold. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Surprise! I’m very occasionally hot!

  2. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This has always been this woman’s greatest angle.

  3. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  4. cHaOs

    I hardly recognized her without Vincent Gallo’s erection in her mouth. Lookin’ sexy. I’d piss my semen into her.

  5. Deacon Jones

    Photo Boy,

    Raise the motherfuckin roof this week, son.
    We all know your taste in women is vastly superior to Fish’s, dont disappoint.

  6. A La

    Hotty body, Jihadi face

  7. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she eating a wafer or smoking a roach?

  8. lily

    look great from the neck down

  9. LMAO

    She’ll always be the girl that swallowed on cam, nothing more.

  10. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Sir William
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks a lot like my divorce attorney, so I really want to fuck her as bad as my attorney fucked me.

  11. kimmykimkim

    At least she has nice hips you can grab on to. But she needs to lay off the beer or the junk food or whatever is making her belly look like…well, like THAT.

  12. Explosive Shits

    I would feed her a steady diet of Taco Bell and lay under a glass table as the shit escapes her log launcher. Yum.

  13. SeeAlice

    Hasnt she already done porn ? Wow even Lilo can say she hasnt had to yet .

  14. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    w lizzi from gang gang dance

  15. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
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  16. ellitospitzer

    Chloe Sevigny sucks dick on the movie screen for money – and calls it art.
    Sasha Grey sucks dick on the movie screen for money – and calls it art.
    The difference? Sasha Grey is a lot better actress.

  17. Chloe Sevigny Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    eew. nasty

  18. Bob Smith

    When you wife/girlfriend gets to be 37, the same BS people on here would love their wife/girlfriend to be this toned & in shape.

    As for an ugly face, come’on. She’s no looker but she isn’t ugly either.

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