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- Let the vocal stylings of Samantha Ronson anger you for the rest of the day. [Dlisted]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Cobie Smulders [Heavy]
- Christina Aguilera wants people to stop watching The Voice is how I read this. [TooFab]
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- Kate Upton models something called a “bridal bikini.” It really doesn’t matter. [Popoholic]
- Emily Ratajkowski and her unpronounceable name are in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Holly Henderson is like Jennifer Nicole Lee without all the former penis. [Hollywood Tuna]
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Yup, it’s still there.
Perfection.
I think if all the Taliban had this to come home to every evening (beach included) instead of eating paste off a piece of stone and shitting in a hole in a ground, the world would be a better place.
Your definition of “perfection” is no ass and legs like a 6-year-old?…Do you subscribe to Pedophile Monthly by any chance?
Ah…I think you’ve come across the wrong website, check this one out –
http://www.sloppyfatblackchicks.com
Riiight.:) Because only “sloppy fat black chicks” have legs and asses like adult women! And the only way for a woman to not be fat is to look like a scrawny little kid. I love pedo logic:)
To each their own. Most guys prefer perfection like Candice though. Perhaps you being the only one in this thread who thinks there’s something wrong with her might be a sign…make sure who ever you come out to handles it well.
Yeah…I’m the gay one;) ‘Cause apparently on Planet Retard where you live guys who like curves are gay and dudes who jack off to 10-year-old impersonators are straight!
Gotta love that pedo logic:)
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. If you can find 6 year olds that look like this, I’m buying a van and a sack of Chupa Chups.
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/02/candice_s_-340_821.jpg[/img]
You put any girl in that position and they’ll look like they have an ass.
Her legs are barely thicker than her arms! If being shapeless and scrawny is hot, then I guess puberty ruins women.
Tony, looking at your post history I’d guess that your fixation on gays, pedophiles and teenage boys is a classic case of projection, but you sound like every bitter fatso that has ever waddled through here… so I’ll assume you’re a broad.
It’s hard not to bring up pedos and little boys when all I see is a bunch of tools drooling over anything that looks like Justin Bieber in a dress.
She really needs me to fix that tag…I can tell.
Suitable for framing.
Currently the world’s foremost boner-inducer.
This is making me late for work…damn you, SF.
Mmmmm! She’s my favorite VS girl and I’m not usually into blondes! She makes it difficult to look through the VS catalog in a decent amount of time because her beauty is so damn distracting! And so good! Yum yum!
I can look through the VS catalog in two and a half minutes. Sears catalog takes about 4.
Are you a lesbian Kimmy?
No, I’m not a lesbian but I am bisexual. I’m more attracted to women but I find men easier to deal with mostly because they’re less emotional. And let me just say that I’m not a dyke-y chick. I’m a girly-girl that is attracted to other girly-girls. I read somewhere earlier someone said to me “one day I’ll believe you’re a woman.” And as far as guys go, I don’t like macho stupid ass motherfuckers, but I also don’t like pussy ass little bitches. Hahaha! I just answered way more than you asked.
Bisexual and Korean. Awesome.
Mostly I’m a macho stupid ass motherfucker, but I have moments where I’m a pussy ass little bitch. Is that acceptable?
as long as your over sharing, how about telling us you are korean?
the fantasy involves kimchi. a fuck ton of kimchi.
Oh sweet Jesus.
Wow.
Oh so nice!
Little more towards the middle, and yes, perfect.
Check out celebritycloseup.tumblr.com for some unusual photos of Candice!
[img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/02/Swanepoel-300_420.jpg[/img]
orapharyngeal candiasis candice.
that’s candidiasis if you’re playing along at home. I got straight D’s in spelling class during medical school.
She can gargle with ciclopirox olamine, can’t she?
A nystatin mouth rinse might work, but It looks too advanced for that. I’d give her a one shot of oral diflucan and have her come back in a couple days.
Is that all you’d give her orally, Doc?
she’s okay but she’s no kate upton. Kate Upton wins the blond battle
Kate looks clumsy and generic compared to Candice. Yes, she has big tits, but lacks the perfect body and the supermodel-carved-out-of-stone beauty someone garnering as much attention as her should have.
candice is just cameron diaz 20 years ago,,,nothing special
kate is like a young marilyn monroe and she loos fun
well see thats where you are wrong. Because Kate Upton is actually getting attention because of her awesome personality. Yes she’s a hot girl but everyone met her when she did that video where she is dancing. People like her because she seems fun and outgoing with a crazy personality. She’s the girl who will make you laugh and doesn’t take herself too serious and its extra that she’s pretty.
Candice is okay but she doesn’t have a personality. People don’t just go for looks or else we would all be dating pictures.
What do I win? Tee Hee!
damn, nice :D
Ugh . . . kind of a case of Cameron Diaz face there, honey. Don’t do it again.
Love the “Big Love” reference in your summary. I miss that show. My chances of seeing full frontal Ginnifer Goodwin nudity dropped considerably after it went off the air.
looks like uma thurman , cameron diaz
You think so?
Damn, cocaine is a helluva drug…
Actually very true… but Candice is soooo amazing
I’m not the violent sort, but I swear to the baby Jesus that if I ever see that Ronson chick-dude on the street I’m going to drag his scraggy ass into an alley and beat the ever-loving shit out of him.
She has this sweet brainless blonde photo quality that’s somehow very appealing.
For those experiencing the strong urge to fuck her stupid….I think someone already beat you to it.
If she’d like a different last name, I’ll share mine with her.
Damn it! Stop messing with my schedule! I was gonna masturbate to something different tonight. Then this!
I don’t know why you keep putting those links to the Heavy site on the list. Their “20 Hottest Photos of [Name]” are usually just 20 randomly selected pictures of that particular woman. One quick search with [Name] + sexy will get you sexier pictures.
She is Looking so sexy and Hot in the Bikini.
http://www.zimbio.com/Beauty/articles/0ZyYyNXs4HB/Essence+Argan+Review+Restore+Natural+Beauty
she looking hot. http://allsomalinet.com/profiles/status/show?id=4036719:Status:218124
That Paula Labredas girl has the perfect body. Curves, T&A all on the same toned body. Candice has no ass no matter how much she arches her back. She always looks like she’s arching to the point of pain. Her boobs are AA size. #fail
http://headblitz.com/paula-labaredas-like-a-captain/paula-labaredas-beach-140212-6/
Perfection
Diosssssssssss
hope on meeting u personally soon…ddd…?