Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

August 1st, 2012 // 22 Comments

- First Time Chivettes [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey has never looked in a mirror has she? [Lainey Gossip]

- Olympics or Gay Porn? It’s hard to tell sometimes. [BuzzFeed]

- Karl Lagerfeld hates Pippa Middleton now. [Dlisted]

- Sophia Bush in Daisy Dukes. [Popoholic]

- What happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s career? He’s probably been doing stuff like this. [FilmDrunk]

- Christina Milian tweets swimsuit photos. God bless her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went on vacation with Joe Francis. Why not? [TooFab]

- Miley Cyrus‘ Twitter wants you to know she wears black panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jason Segel is quitting How I Met Your Mother. [Starpulse]

- Rest in Peace, Gore Vidal. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Now do ass-to-ass! Ass-to-ass!

  2. fuckityfuck

    good morning indeed, happy Wednesday to all

  3. I can’t put my finger on the moment “HIMYM” ceased to be remotely watchable, but god, did it.

    • El Jefe

      That show became shit a long time ago and the Ted character always blew and was the weakest character on the show. Robin sucked ass too, although she was good in The Avengers. Jason Segel is talentless and unfunny. Doogie Howser and Alyson Hannigan are really the only two with talent on the show.

  4. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Can’t decide whether I’m more weirded out by her face or her chest.

  5. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    SexJihaad9/11
    Commented on this photo:

    Please. This over-the-shoulder-blowing-a-kiss has been done to death.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      It’s not like these bitches are smart enough to even stand there without being told how to do it.

  6. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    Yea I’m over these ridiculous poses but they are both gorgeous and have beautiful bodies!

  7. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    both drop dead gorgeous, such delicate bone structure and those tiny waists are to die for

  8. kimmykimkim

    Fucking love this woman.

  9. cc

    Gosh, this looks just like my office.

  10. Jake

    I’d bang one, and use the other to pick the pubic hair out of my teeth afterwards.

  11. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    Ollie
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be interested to know the % of their faces made up by plastic.

  12. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t get me wrong: Bregje Heinen is freaking gorgeous. I love her hair and her eyes and her mouth and her rear makes Candice’s look a little sad and sandwich-needy. But what’s up with her nose? Did she get in a bar fight? Not that I want all noses to look alike, but I’m distracted from all her awesome by the crevasse on the bridge of her nose.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    comments
    Commented on this photo:

    bregje and cadice and lil d more look like

  14. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    oOop lily donaldson again

  15. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    love
    Commented on this photo:

    bregje the most beautiful

  16. Candice Swanepoel Bregje Heinen Victorias Secret Angels Launch Body By Victoria
    tinny
    Commented on this photo:

    bregje one of the most beautiful women all time.

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