Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News

- First Time Chivettes [theCHIVE]

- Mariah Carey has never looked in a mirror has she? [Lainey Gossip]

- Olympics or Gay Porn? It’s hard to tell sometimes. [BuzzFeed]

- Karl Lagerfeld hates Pippa Middleton now. [Dlisted]

- Sophia Bush in Daisy Dukes. [Popoholic]

- What happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s career? He’s probably been doing stuff like this. [FilmDrunk]

- Christina Milian tweets swimsuit photos. God bless her. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kim Kardashian and Kanye West went on vacation with Joe Francis. Why not? [TooFab]

- Miley Cyrus’ Twitter wants you to know she wears black panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jason Segel is quitting How I Met Your Mother. [Starpulse]

- Rest in Peace, Gore Vidal. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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