Good Morning, Camilla Belle, And Other News

- Screw the Klondike Bar, what would I do for a redhead? Wait, you mean I can’t have sex with both? I immediately hate this question. [theCHIVE]

- And good morning to you, too, Alison Brie… [Popoholic]

- Sheree got fired from Real Housewives of Atlanta. [Dlisted]

- Ted Nugent is a Black Jew, everybody. He hid it so well… [BuzzFeed]

- Chris Martin will destroy the earth if that’s what it takes to not be seen with Gwyneth Paltrow. [Lainey Gossip]

- Ashley Tisdale pulls a Britney. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lindsay Ellingson, Erin Heatherton & Toni Garnn: Hottest Threesome Ever [Hollywood Tuna]

- Russell Simmons is injecting himself into the Trayvon Martin case now. Of course. [IDLYITW]

- Amanda Seyfried dumped Josh Hartnett. [Celebslam]

- Ever watch Unforgiven and go, “You know, I kind of wish this was about George Washington?” Apparently so did Darren Aronofsky. [FilmDrunk]

- Siri Meets Jules Winnfield [Heavy]

- So hypocrisy is the source of Madonna’s dark powers… [TooFab]

- The Cute Ball Girls of Major League Baseball [Bleacher Report]

- DMX has mommy issues. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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