Good Morning, Brooklyn Decker, And Other News

- NHL Ice Girls will warm your cold heart. [theCHIVE]

- Salma Hayek seems really happy about the huge cash settlement her husband just paid the supermodel he knocked up while they were “on a break.” [Lainey Gossip]

- Why is their a frozen bag of peas on your wife’s vagina? 50 Shades of Grey. That’s why. [BuzzFeed]

- LeAnn Rimes thinks Brandi Glanville is going to murder her. Probably because she said she would. [Dlisted]

- Sofia Vergara is “bodacious” now. [Popoholic]

- Jamie Pressly’s wearing booty shorts because she understands the delicate art of hot parenting. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Hottest Celebrity Twitpics of April [Celebslam]

- Mariah Carey’s birthday party for her twins is about as ridiculous as you imagined. [TooFab]

- Kate Upton does DT Magazine. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jessica Simpson was serious about that maternity line, so look for the “Circus Tent Rib Pocket Muumuu” to hit shelves this Christmas. [Starpulse]

- Will Smith gives shitass presents. [FilmDrunk]

- 50 Hottest Cheerleader Twit Pics of the Week [Bleacher Report]

- Lady GaGa actually thought her outfits would fly in an Islamic country. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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