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Stitched out of fabric scraps from a Chinese throw pillow factory…we have another awesome contender for “Worst Dress of 2012″.
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your buddys mom is a whore.
To the one who wrote this article, you’re a fucking bitch and you should leave Gaga alone. Thank you.
LEAVE GAGA ALOOOOOOONE!
I didn’t know breast tape came in duct tape color
I’d swear that my grandparents in Florida had patio furniture that looked like that dress. Of course, I never wanted to lie on a chaise longue as much as I want to lie on this.
you’ve got better odds with the furniture. I have an old dining room table that never says no.
I prefer patio tables. They have a hole in the middle.
Oh that’s nice, that’ll make a nice tablecloth for the patio set I just picked up.
She’s one of those girls who look better the more their hair cover their faces, like Daryl Hannah.