Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News

August 24th, 2012 // 44 Comments

- So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they’re all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. [Lainey Gossip]

- I Like Summer Because Bikinis [theCHIVE]

- Madonna calls a truce with Elton John in the cuntiest way possible. [Dlisted]

- How Jenny McCarthy probably turned a bunch of little kids into the monkey from Outbreak. [BuzzFeed]

- Audrina Patridge has really learned how to hide the wonkness of her wonk-boobs. This saddens me. [Popoholic]

- Katie Holmes is secretly acting in plays because old habits die hard. “Shit, Tom’s in the audience! No, wait, it’s just a toddler.” [Just Jared]

- A moment for Katherine McPhee‘s boob profile. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s a young Tom Hardy competing in a British modeling contest. [TooFab]

- Lady GaGa is making random videos of herself flashing now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The time Quentin Tarantino saved Eli Roth from getting roofied which I’ll assume ended with him saying, “Got any toes?” [Starpulse]

- Cosmopolis sounds Cronenbergy, but do Kristen Stewart and Edward fall in love again at the end??? [FilmDrunk]

- Rupert Grint makes graphic tees now in case anyone cares. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    looks like Rob Patterison hooked up with the wrong Twlight co-star. this should have been the one.

  2. Erik Geiger

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  3. Emma Watson's Vagina

    Ashley Greene always hot.
    and a Happy birthday to Rupert Grint who turns 24 today.

  4. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    I would give her a nice rimming.

  5. Cock Dr

    Nice frock…color suits her well.
    I’m curious to see a photo of this gal before she bought (or was given) the new nose.

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    catapostrophe
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    That’s one Jacko nose.

  7. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
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    Rpatz needs to go there. She is absolutely stunning.

  8. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
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    She is beautiful.

  9. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
    O'chunt
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    Is that the beginning of a Goatse shot in the poster behind her?

  10. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
    O'chunt
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    She was in Twilight? Fuck, now I need to watch those “movies”. Quick, where’s that home lobotomy kit I bought for emergencies like this…

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    Kojak
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    She is probably using a fake rubber butt, because her C3PO ass cannot fulfill that dress…

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    Drundel
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    Does this remind anyone else of Jessica Rabbit?

    • Irene

      For some reason (maybe becsuae I read it in the middle of the night), the ending didn’t feel abrupt at all for me. I loved the way it ended and I have no problem waiting patiently for the next installment. It didn’t feel like much of a cliffhanger, just enough to want to read the next book, but nothing like, say, Catching Fire.

  13. Dan Quayle

    Delicious

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    lily
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    She reminds me of michael jackson with that pointy nose

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    Gin&Tonic
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    I’m willing to be her face isn’t going to age well at all

  16. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
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    Whoa, she is quite fetching.

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    Cookie
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    Well someone looks ravishing!

  18. hmm

    Why do men think this woman is attractive?
    She has Michael Jackson’s nosejob.

  19. I kind of wish we’d see more of this girl… she’s so pretty and she seems like a decent human being. Also, I saw a high school pic of her, and it appears as if she’s always had that nose.

    • No really, Doubting Thumbs-Downer — if she’s had a nose job, it’s a very subtle one:
      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/25/Young-Ashley-ashley-greene-7692711-469-576-340_417.jpg[/img]

  20. Ashley Greene Cleavage Apparition Screening
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    Gorgeous and classy looking. It’s what old hollywood looked like. She looks like a movie star!!!

  21. tlmck

    Generic Hollywood actress #4349.

  22. anonym

    must be an illusion.

    she has no ass or hips.

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    rantatonne
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    dem legs

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    Aw, she brought Kristen Stewart along. How sweet to try and get her out of the house.

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    Love the dress, like the shoes, nice hair, pretty face, great bod. Honestly, Fish, what am I supposed to do with this?

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    ann
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    Why does she not try and look like an Armenian and her mom Kris Jenner who neither one is African American?

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    Aliman
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    *faints* You LET her do this? This is allowed at your home?? You’re such a cool mom! My mom used to get so aoenynd and upset when my bro and I did our masterpieces on the walls and our little table she asked us to get it off (using Jif)!

  28. Lola

    Pangolin Posted on Gastroparesis is when the stomach is slow to empty, so that isn’t what is being rerrfeed to here.The ball in the stomach would be a bezoar. Bezoars can be made up of hair or other non-food items. I’ve never heard of celery causing this, but I guess if you eat enough of it, it could happen.

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