Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other News

- So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they’re all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. [Lainey Gossip]

- I Like Summer Because Bikinis [theCHIVE]

- Madonna calls a truce with Elton John in the cuntiest way possible. [Dlisted]

- How Jenny McCarthy probably turned a bunch of little kids into the monkey from Outbreak. [BuzzFeed]

- Audrina Patridge has really learned how to hide the wonkness of her wonk-boobs. This saddens me. [Popoholic]

- Katie Holmes is secretly acting in plays because old habits die hard. “Shit, Tom’s in the audience! No, wait, it’s just a toddler.” [Just Jared]

- A moment for Katherine McPhee’s boob profile. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s a young Tom Hardy competing in a British modeling contest. [TooFab]

- Lady GaGa is making random videos of herself flashing now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The time Quentin Tarantino saved Eli Roth from getting roofied which I’ll assume ended with him saying, “Got any toes?” [Starpulse]

- Cosmopolis sounds Cronenbergy, but do Kristen Stewart and Edward fall in love again at the end??? [FilmDrunk]

- Rupert Grint makes graphic tees now in case anyone cares. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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