Good Morning, Amy Willerton, And Other News

April 9th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Vanessa Hudgens is paid to go to Coachella by McDonald’s because Coachella is bullshit. [Lainey Gossip]

- Speaking of McDonald’s, here’s a topless woman destroying one looking for ice cream. [Dlisted]

- If You Like Tattoos Get In Here [theCHIVE]

- Simon Cowell feels bad about banging his best friend’s wife now. [Fishwrapper]

- Would You Have Sex With Paul Rudd? [The Frisky]

- Good God, Arianny Celeste… [Popoholic]

- Gwyneth Paltrow‘s still wearing her wedding ring. [Starpulse]

- Tim Burton‘s going to murder Jimmy Kimmel. [tooFab]

- Whoever the hell’s dressing Kate Upton needs to stop. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Rachel Barnes swimsuit photos? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Rob Lowe hates being so damn handsome. [Celebslam]

- Universal Studios is making a Fast & Furious ride. Of course. [FilmDrunk]

- Kim Kardashian‘s ass has to affect the tide, has to. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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  1. Amy Willerton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey assholes, the mobile version of this site sucks more than mouths. The regular site sucks slightly less but is still shit on mobile devices. Maybe try hiring a retarded hobo to design this shit next time; I’m sure it would work better. And I’m tired of seeing the same white bitch in a bikini every day. I’m white; they’re not supposed to all look the same to me. How about some ambition? You haven’t posted anything funny or that interesting other than that white bitch’s tits in weeks. Even your review was the antithesis of comedy. And there are billions of sites with tits. I can’t believe you assholes make money with such shit work.

    • Well-put, but let’s be honest we don’t come to this site for “ambition” or “anything funny” or “interesting” (if so, you’re doing the internet wrong)

  2. Amy Willerton Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy hair extensions that’s a cute backside.
    Nice to see other beaches besides the one in Miami.

  3. Amy Willerton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s obviously very into hair pulling. Count me in.

  4. LOL at the Coachella comment. I’ll disregard the sticky big mac ad I couldn’t close on my phone this morning.

    Usually I do drugs and end up paying McDonald’s, I need to find a gig where McDonald’s pays me to do drugs.

    • TheReddFoxx

      What Coachella comment?

      Even the “payroll” commenters are unable to generate any funny or original or interesting material, it seems.

  5. anonym

    nice body. dumb looking face

  6. Amy Willerton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    At last, bikini photos that don’t make me feel like I’m looking at a male speedskater in drag. No offense, Michelle Lewin. And Anais Zinotti. Oh, and Jennifer Nicole Lee.

  7. Amy Willerton Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    So cute that her right leg has almost no contours! I totally agree; chicks with no defined figures are extremely cute!

    …says pedos.

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