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March 27th, 2012 // 20 Comments

- Bobby Brown got arrested for DUI at 12 in the afternoon. And all was right with the world. [Dlisted]

- Behind The Scenes of the Miss Russia Pageant [theCHIVE]

- Angelina Jolie is willing to laugh at how ridiculous her leg was at the Oscars. And by laugh I mean not have any sense of humor at all because her children and years of heroin have left her dead inside. Oh, and Billy Bob Thornton’s penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- “Mad Men” Drawn As “Archer” Characters [BuzzFeed]

- Katherine Heigl: Hated by man and beast alike. [Celebslam]

- This dude repeatedly stole his own bike on busy New York streets in broad daylight and no one gave a shit which says more about how much people hate bikes than it does about the Big Apple if you ask me. [Heavy]

- You’re supposed to believe this is a young Sarah Jessica Parker. [PopSugar]

- That guy Adam Sandler keeps putting in his movies because they went to college together writes right-wing children’s books now. Why not? [FilmDrunk]

- Fergie is 37 man-years old now. [TooFab]

- The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever [Bleacher Report]

- Hello, Alison Brie in Details… [Popoholic]

- Rita Rusic‘s nipple, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale had a bikini party. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The dude who put naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson on the Internet is looking at 60 years in jail, but George Zimmerman walks free. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a great dress and what’s in it ain’t bad either.
    I’m sure that eager volunteers offering pearl necklace accessories will be in abundance. Good luck with that.

  2. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey lady I can eat pussy too, know what I mean?

  3. Hugh Gentry

    she’s hot, but the lesbian hairdoo kills it for me.

  4. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Fribble
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice tape holding that boob stuffing in there, girl.

  5. Lunch

    She stole ScarJo’s mana.

  6. “The dude who put naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson on the Internet is looking at 60 years in jail, but George Zimmerman walks free.”

    I guess the difference there would be that the dude that stole pictures from SJ did something illegal and Zimmerman didn’t do anything wrong other than defend himself.

    • Mike Walker

      He did plenty wrong and he’s a colossal douchebag, but there’s enough doubt about the circumstances that they can’t charge him with any confidence of a conviction. This is what the “natives” don’t seem to understand.

  7. Mike

    This girl owns Scarlet Johannson any day. Perfect shape, amazing boobs, unpretentious, far more talented, and untainted by some old fuck.

  8. The Blue Pill

    Lesbians will start looking like a guy if they don’t get some man meat in their diet. So we better enjoy her looks while it lasts.

  9. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    ksmack
    Commented on this photo:

    She is like a skinny untalented version of Scarlett Johannson.

  10. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    ayo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look Amber, we’ve tried getting her personal trainers, nutritionists, chefs and cooks, even provided her with a full-time assistant so she can be reminded of when and what to eat and when she has a personal training appointment. Scarlett just isn’t making the cut, so we have to cut her. Yes, honey, it’s okay to be her replacement, we asked God himself and he gave the thumbs up. You’ll be the next big thing in Hollywood, just don’t EVER, I mean EVER, date Sean Penn. I’ve seen too many careers end because of that douchebag” True story.

  11. boohaa

    Combining “Archer” and “Mad men” -> so much win!

  12. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    She reminds me of scarlett.

  13. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Tati
    Commented on this photo:

    Her facial expression here sadly resembles that of Kristen Stewart

  14. cc

    My hopes that she uses the word ‘gay’ in its more traditional meeting are starting to fade, but I’ll continue stalking for the time being.

  15. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is that… gel?”

  16. meh

    Hot as hell but where did her boobs go?

  17. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s not Amber Heard, that’s a miniature Brigitte Nielsen.

  18. Amber Heard Black Dress Met Opera
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Just fucking wow.

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