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- Bobby Brown got arrested for DUI at 12 in the afternoon. And all was right with the world. [Dlisted]

- Behind The Scenes of the Miss Russia Pageant [theCHIVE]

- Angelina Jolie is willing to laugh at how ridiculous her leg was at the Oscars. And by laugh I mean not have any sense of humor at all because her children and years of heroin have left her dead inside. Oh, and Billy Bob Thornton’s penis. [Lainey Gossip]

- “Mad Men” Drawn As “Archer” Characters [BuzzFeed]

- Katherine Heigl: Hated by man and beast alike. [Celebslam]

- This dude repeatedly stole his own bike on busy New York streets in broad daylight and no one gave a shit which says more about how much people hate bikes than it does about the Big Apple if you ask me. [Heavy]

- You’re supposed to believe this is a young Sarah Jessica Parker. [PopSugar]

- That guy Adam Sandler keeps putting in his movies because they went to college together writes right-wing children’s books now. Why not? [FilmDrunk]

- Fergie is 37 man-years old now. [TooFab]

- The 40 Hottest Female Sports Ever [Bleacher Report]

- Hello, Alison Brie in Details… [Popoholic]

- Rita Rusic’s nipple, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Ashley Benson and Lucy Hale had a bikini party. [Hollywood Tuna]

- The dude who put naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson on the Internet is looking at 60 years in jail, but George Zimmerman walks free. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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