Good Morning, Alessia Tedeschi, And Other News

- Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow are BFFs now. Wonderful. [Lainey Gossip]

- Not getting your receipt at Dunkin’ Donuts is serious business. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems [theCHIVE]

- Pink apparently got tired of people asking if she’s Miley Cyrus’ dad. [tooFab]

- Justin Bieber is an absolute shithead to sit next to at a sports game. Who knew? [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounous is a national treasure. I don’t say that enough. [Popoholic]

- Kate Upton turned 21 yesterday. Which means when I was 21 she was only nine. — I’m still going to look at her boobs. [IDLYITW]

- Joanna Krupa wasn’t the only Real Housewife in a bikini at her bachelorette party. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Bar Refaeli pees standing up. My God, dreams do come true… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- There’s going to be an Archie movie with zombies. Why not? [FilmDrunk]

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