Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates, And Other News

- Anna Wintour wants Victoria Beckham to commit suicide. There’s no hiding it anymore. [Lainey Gossip]

- Johnny Weir’s divorce seems like it’ll be a quiet, amicable affair. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- LeAnn Rimes isn’t a ticket draw anymore? GTFO. [Fishwrapper]

- Have dreams of banging a 20-year-old? Tough titty. They’d rather play Candy Crush. [The Frisky]

- Creationists want equal time on Cosmos. Oh goddammit. [The Daily Banter]

- What’s up, Mircea Monroe doing Maxim? [Popoholic]

- Holly Madison’s a redhead now. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Ahahi Gonzalez… [Hollywood Tuna]

- R.I.P. Carrie Mathison’s bipolar dad. [FilmDrunk]

- Miranda Kerr’s implants will shill your products. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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