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- Welcome to the exact moment Germany completely redeems itself for all that Hitler business. “FUCK THE FUCKING COLD!” [BuzzFeed]

- Kellan Lutz thinks he’s going to win an Oscar. Sure, you are. [Lainey Gossip]

- Redheads are sexy and they know it. [theCHIVE]

- The British are selling celebrity sperm. [Dlisted]

- I’m not sure “chesty” is the right word for these Emma Watson pics. [Popoholic]

- Pink already lost 55 lbs because vaginas are low in carbs. True story. [TooFab]

- Sophia Bush wants to jump from space now. How hard can it be? [Celebslam]

- Disney is still making ginger teen stars because apparently not enough babies are being ran over by cars. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christopher Nolan’s cinematographer just shit on The Avengers. Set inhalers to stun. [FilmDrunk]

- Carrie Underwood is in Todd’s binder. [IDLYITW]

- In case you forgot why Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret model. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Holy shit, January Jones is holding her son! [Just Jared]

- Doug Hutchinson won’t stop saying the words “child molester.” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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