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October 18th, 2012 // 15 Comments

- Welcome to the exact moment Germany completely redeems itself for all that Hitler business. “FUCK THE FUCKING COLD!” [BuzzFeed]

- Kellan Lutz thinks he’s going to win an Oscar. Sure, you are. [Lainey Gossip]

- Redheads are sexy and they know it. [theCHIVE]

- The British are selling celebrity sperm. [Dlisted]

- I’m not sure “chesty” is the right word for these Emma Watson pics. [Popoholic]

- Pink already lost 55 lbs because vaginas are low in carbs. True story. [TooFab]

- Sophia Bush wants to jump from space now. How hard can it be? [Celebslam]

- Disney is still making ginger teen stars because apparently not enough babies are being ran over by cars. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christopher Nolan‘s cinematographer just shit on The Avengers. Set inhalers to stun. [FilmDrunk]

- Carrie Underwood is in Todd’s binder. [IDLYITW]

- In case you forgot why Miranda Kerr is a Victoria’s Secret model. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Holy shit, January Jones is holding her son! [Just Jared]

- Doug Hutchinson won’t stop saying the words “child molester.” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    Commented on this photo:

    What is that on her hand? Have our nation’s jewelers already begun to capitalize on the Romney’s Binders trend?

  2. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    cc
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    Wow. That looks good!

  3. richie

    wholly G-d damn!!!

  4. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ms Ambrosio is a beanpole and has a mean little face, but when she’s all gussied up she’s is quite the hottie…a gorgeous living clothes hanger.

    • Jack Ketch

      And runs circles around Jessica Simpson when it comes to getting back into shape after giving birth. I don’t think JS will ever get it back completely … nope.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    um ok
    Commented on this photo:

    someone’s channelling their inner Angelina Jolie.

  6. grobpilot

    That BuzzFeed video is hilarious

  7. DeucePickle

    If vagina were really that low in carbs, I’d weigh 40 lbs. by now.

  8. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    That leg look a hell of lot better than Angie Jolie!!!

  9. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    mrsmass
    Commented on this photo:

    looking a little too much like man-face Elisabetta Canalis here.

  10. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    Troll's Nighmare
    Commented on this photo:

    If Peter Griffin were my father he could say: Ms. Ambrosio, our son would like to plow you.

  11. AnnaD.

    The fuck is up with this Jolie pose. She does look better (not quite drained by a vampire, just snacked upon) but the posing is ridiculous.

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage Leg Slit Dress Mario Testino Photography Show
    Phaid
    Commented on this photo:

    ERMAHGERD!

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