Good Morning Again, Amber Heard, And Other News

May 9th, 2012 // 19 Comments

- Start your Hump Day with mysterious assery. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton wins Worst Dressed at the MET Gala. [Lainey Gossip]

- That Time Mr. T Was A Fashion Stylist [BuzzFeed]

- Gwyneth Paltrow told Courtney Love she’s fat. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley are the bread. I’ll be the prematurely ejaculating pimento loaf. [Popoholic]

- Jesus Christ, Jessica-Jane Clement… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s what Lindsay Lohan will look like on Glee. [TooFab]

- “Hot” isn’t exactly the word I’d use for Anja Rubik‘s hip bone. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Middleton‘s leg > Angelina Jolie‘s leg. [Starpulse]

- Whatever you do today, do not deny yourself the sweet majesty of Jeremy Renner‘s flat top mullet. [FilmDrunk]

- 20 Sports Hotties & Their Movie Star Dopplegangers [Bleacher Report]

- Jessica Simpson talks about her new baby and surprisingly doesn’t use the word “delicious.” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kodos

    Has Amber gotten over her scissoring, carpet-munching phase yet?

  2. Outspoken

    How come there are no upskirt shots of this young lady ?? HOW COME??????????????????

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    Amber Heard's panties
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    perfecto…

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    Frank Burns
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    Gosh Amber, if you are paying for lunch then get lesbian Napoleon Dynamite to carry that over-sized bag for you.

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    Crissy
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    Come on, Amber you can do better than this! Call me!

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    The Most Interesting
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    She’s a humanitarian. That postman? He was gonna blow the whole crew away back at the office this afternoon. Instead? He’ll be flashing little kids at the playground. Wearing *three* pairs of glasses.

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    The Most Interesting
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    “So, a black dude, a white guy, and a perv are watching a hot lesbian walking by. And the banger wit no teef goes…”

  8. The Royal Penis

    Amber Heard makes me hard. I don’t care if she munche’s rugs or not.

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    The Most Interesting
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    Ah, that smile! It’s the one that says, “Yep, I caused that surprise buttsex behind me.”

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    The Most Interesting
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    “How the hell did you know it was 1-2-3-4?!”

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    The Most Interesting
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    “Dear God? It’s me, Amber. Please don’t let there be any guido stank in my hair!”

  12. I have to agree with the Kate Upton thing. I didn’t believe it at first so I clicked the link, and for some reason she looks like Leonardo DiCaprio in drag.
    I’m going back to my bunk to watch her Terry Richardson dance video again for the next hour.

  13. Archie Leach

    I’d bisexual Amber Heard any day.

  14. dooood

    first spot 3 days in a row eh?
    you LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUV this chick!!

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    Hank E. Ring
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    50 cent is shocked Amber walked on by.

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    wear no rubber
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    i won’t be wearing no rubber when i bang her

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    red bottom
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    There is apparently a bunch to identify about this. I believe you made some nice points in features also. red bottom

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