Good Morning Again, Amber Heard, And Other News

- Start your Hump Day with mysterious assery. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton wins Worst Dressed at the MET Gala. [Lainey Gossip]

- That Time Mr. T Was A Fashion Stylist [BuzzFeed]

- Gwyneth Paltrow told Courtney Love she’s fat. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Maria Menounos and Christie Brinkley are the bread. I’ll be the prematurely ejaculating pimento loaf. [Popoholic]

- Jesus Christ, Jessica-Jane Clement… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s what Lindsay Lohan will look like on Glee. [TooFab]

- “Hot” isn’t exactly the word I’d use for Anja Rubik’s hip bone. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kate Middleton’s leg > Angelina Jolie’s leg. [Starpulse]

- Whatever you do today, do not deny yourself the sweet majesty of Jeremy Renner’s flat top mullet. [FilmDrunk]

- 20 Sports Hotties & Their Movie Star Dopplegangers [Bleacher Report]

- Jessica Simpson talks about her new baby and surprisingly doesn’t use the word “delicious.” [HuffPost Entertainment]

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