Good Lord, Alice Eve, And Other News

May 3rd, 2013 // 14 Comments

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- Kris Kross, TLC, Marky Mark, and Oprah once made great television together. [Lainey Gossip]

- Hide yo pussies! Antoine Dodson isn’t gay anymore. [Dlisted]

- Short Shorts and the butts that are barely covered by them. [theCHIVE]

- Kristen Stewart‘s best dressed award from Glamour surprisingly had nothing to do with quick vehicular crotch access. [tooFab]

- How Beyonce’s Photo Policy Is Threatening The First Ammendment [BuzzFeed]

- Johanna Lundback‘s bikini sizzle-fest(?) sounds both dangerous and delicious at the same time. [Popoholic]

- Turns out Kris Jenner didn’t treat her kids’ nanny very well. *clutches pearls* [IDLYITW]

- These Bar Refaeli outtakes probably should’ve been left in. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tara Reid hates Lindsay Lohan which I’m sure has nothing to do with a reluctance to share drugs/penises. [Celebslam]

- Here’s a completely naked chick riding the train and not getting even a little molested, so clearly this took place is in Japan. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Nicki Minaj isn’t fond of Mariah Carey, grammar, humility, normal-sized toilet seats.. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ray Liotta calls Brad Pitt a hack, then signs on for 15 scripts where he plays an angry, corrupt cop. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Alice Eve Cleavage Tight Minidress Star Trek Into Darkness UK Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    Just needs one of those tear-away velcro patches for quick access, right Parker?

    • Yeah, I haven’t seen Parker’s posts in a while. I was wondering if this Alice Eve character can make a decent sandwich.

      Reminds me, I haven’t seen that crazy north dakotan ass eater in a while either. Probably been sick from an enteric infection after eating a bad ass.

  2. Villian circa 1200 AD

    Thank you for more Alice Eve pictures, less talk about gays, Christians and gay Christians.

    This is the superficial I come to visit.

    • JC

      Alice Eve has heterochromia (two different-colored eyes), which Christians and other religious people used to assume was a mark of evil. Some probably still do, when they’re not distracted by hating Teh Gay.

      Discuss.

      • Deacon Jones

        She has eyes?

      • Well, GOLLY, JC. I know I’ll sleep better tonight!

      • rico

        Duscuss?? There are plenty of places on the internet for all you gay marriage advocates. Do you guys have to hijack every discussion and continuously attack all the other commenters?? This site is for discussions of hot chicks, preferably hot chikcs wearing revealing clothes or bathing suits.

  3. Weeblo

    Word on the street is that she’s a moaner

  4. hamov glir

    Good lord, she is extremely average.

  5. rcb

    Those are some rockin’ hips, but the 2″-too-low boobage area of that clothes-thing is not helping.

    She’s gotta just go in her knickers or get some completely new threads.

    Like this maybe: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matxs9LUq31qgd7huo1_400.jpg

  6. She has been dominating my spank bank these days.

  7. Does Johanna Lundback remind anyone else of a grown-up Selena Gomez?

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