Good Goddamn Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

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- John Travolta’s fake hair is just trolling us now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Judd Apatow is about to get penetrated is how I read this. [Dlisted]

- Meg Turney has a smile in these. Nope, still not seeing it, I’ll look again. [theCHIVE]

- Kaley Cuoco’s in the naked selfie phase of her incredible marriage that’s going to last forever. [Fishwrapper]

- Ah yes, I remember turning 15 and my teacher giving me a lapdance for a present. Wait, what? [The Frisky]

- Chrissy Teigen naked in a bubble bath, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Chris Martin’s marriage fell apart because he couldn’t appreciate “the wonder inside,” which yes, of course directly refers to Gwyneth Paltrow’s massive bush. [Starpulse]

- Jenelle Evans pregnant and covered in prison tats in a bikini just happened to you. [tooFab]

- Anastasia Ashley sold her ass to Carl’s Jr. I’ll allow it. [IDLYITW]

- Here’s the naked body George Clooney got tired of ejaculating into. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Eva Longoria’s ass in a tight dress, because he tried to bang her once. [Celebslam]

- Matt Damon might play Aquaman in a movie three years from now. EVERYBODY FREAK OUT!! [FilmDrunk]

- This Stripper Locker Room Tumblr has no sign of Channing Tatum. I call BS. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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