Goldie Hawn to Kate Hudson: ‘Stop being a whore.’
Kate Hudson’s latest relationship with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail:
‘Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,’ says a source.
‘Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.’
Wasn’t Goldie Hawn divorced twice before dating the married Kurt Russell? Just throwing that out there. Anyway, maybe it is time for Kate Hudson to settle down, or at least stop funneling every male celebrity through her vagina. At this rate, she’s one step away from having sex with Dane Cook. Wait. That happened already? Did I suggest suicide earlier? Because that’s what I meant to say: Suicide.