Kate Hudson’s latest relationship with Alex “A-Rod” Rodriguez is starting to worry her mother Goldie Hawn, according to the Daily Mail:
‘Goldie feels it’s high time Kate settled down and left the dating scene behind for a while,’ says a source.
‘Kate’s had a string of boyfriends since her divorce from Chris Robinson and it’s always the same pattern – she falls hard and fast, then gets bored or has her heart broken. Goldie hates the idea of seeing Kate getting hurt again.’
Wasn’t Goldie Hawn divorced twice before dating the married Kurt Russell? Just throwing that out there. Anyway, maybe it is time for Kate Hudson to settle down, or at least stop funneling every male celebrity through her vagina. At this rate, she’s one step away from having sex with Dane Cook. Wait. That happened already? Did I suggest suicide earlier? Because that’s what I meant to say: Suicide.
dirk | June 8, 2009 at 2:50 pm
There are that many guys who hate tits?
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Come on home to me baby Kate…
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 8, 2009 at 2:52 pm
#1 there are that many guys who just love ass
pete | June 8, 2009 at 2:56 pm
#3 there are that many gays?
Butch | June 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
#3
She likes it crammed in her stinker?
Ted | June 8, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Between mom and daughter those are two of the finest white butts ever to grace Hollywood.
Let the anal fixation wars begin…
Derek Rodriguez | June 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Goldie isn’t married to Kurt unless I missed the wedding.
I’d stick it in her pooper.
JimmyH | June 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I bet that Wilson guy put two in the pink and three in the stink.
truth bb | June 8, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Kate hudson is FUG. only FAGS like her.
Valerie | June 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
8 that’s impossible with one hand unless you have really long thumbs.
Thomas W. | June 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Claudia Schiffer in the background and you post these two? I’m disappointed in you.
Sid | June 8, 2009 at 3:08 pm
I bet Kurt Russell was thinking about getting a little colon-stank on his hangdown during the thong-swimsuit scene in “Overboard.”
JimmyH | June 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
@10
With no tits to play with, you have an extra hand.
p0nk | June 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Kate and A-Rod are too much alike. They both like it in the butt. Maybe Kate should date Madonna.
Obama | June 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Good observation #10. How did you get that answer? Did you actually gesture that on your hand? Was there anybody in the room looking?
IRON TWAT | June 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Why isn’t Richport’s troll here yet? Oh right…can’t type while he’s fisting his own ass.
Get your facts straight | June 8, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Yes, except that Goldie Hawn has never married Kurt Russell. They’re pretty famous for that fact, Mr. Fish…
M.D. | June 8, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Fags know all about this, but for you “I’m not a fag” fags who are OBSESSED with making love to an anus (“But I’m not a fag!!!”), please do yourself a favor and read up about the triggers for “sudden onset diarrhea”. Let’s just say…there are certain things to avoid. You’ll thank me.
JimmyH | June 8, 2009 at 3:18 pm
My girlfriend, and her ass is killing her for her love of science.
Reading is Fundamental | June 8, 2009 at 3:23 pm
@17
What Fish Wrote:
“Wasn’t Goldie Hawn divorced twice before dating the married Kurt Russell?”
What Jackasses Read:
“Goldie Hawn is married to Kurt Russell!”
Goldie Hawn was married to two other guys before DATING Kurt Russell, and not once in Fish’s post does he say they’re married. LEARN TO FUCKING READ. Bloody fucking Americans…
assman | June 8, 2009 at 3:25 pm
i’d hit it, the younger one
duh | June 8, 2009 at 3:26 pm
“the married Kurt Russell” refers to Kurt’s marriage (to something named “Season Hubley”), not to Goldie’s marriages.
Cindy | June 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm
lol, you guys kill me -
*brrrrrraaaaaaaapppppp*
“Oh, I’m IN LOVE!”
dirk | June 8, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Owen Wilson said she can play the harmonica with her sphincter.
Andy | June 8, 2009 at 3:35 pm
“she falls hard and fast, then gets bored”
Maybe she IS half-dude.
havoc | June 8, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I got a feeling the apple didn’t fall too far from the tree. I bet mother and daughter both throw a good one….
Now if we can just get them to do it together, then I’d been interested.
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IRON TWAT | June 8, 2009 at 3:48 pm
@24 – I bet Owen’s had his penis nose up her asshole.
p0nk | June 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm
@18 I bet you think oral sex is “icky” as well.
20 & 22 | June 8, 2009 at 4:11 pm
You’re right guys, you really got me there. Hope it made your day. I guess I should expect uptight asshole responses when I attempted to be an asshole first. My bad.
But I have to say, though I think it’s funny that you assume I’m American, at least Americans have good oral hygiene.
dirk | June 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm
@20
Yes she was married before. Her first marriage was to Bob Titless-Hudson.
ChunkyMonkey | June 8, 2009 at 4:28 pm
This pie-faced cunt must fuck like a banshee, because that Butterface is nastier than hell. Calls for doggy-style + donkey punch.
JimmyH | June 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm
She/Goldie are Jews. How can Kate marry/date a non-Jew?
Jeter Rodriguez | June 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
I guess Kate loves the uncut scholong a much as I do.
DK | June 8, 2009 at 4:54 pm
She’s rapetastic, even with the small tits.
Yeah | June 8, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Goldie’s racist.
JimmyH | June 8, 2009 at 5:35 pm
You guys are starting to convince me about the flat tits thing. I bet you can get a really good ZAP when you taze her tiny A- cups. No tit meat to fuck up the voltage.
sandy | June 8, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Goldie Hawn persued the married-at-the-time Kurt Russell. She was married twice before and cheated mercilessly on both of them. Sorry I had to translate for ya Fish….
whats eating ROUGH daddy | June 8, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I think shes a sexy little slut bag! even if shes not chin knocker busty. A rod is a bad decision on her part, the dude already have a family he can always return to that wifey…
Splooge | June 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm
I don’t think it’s fair for her mom to tell her to stop being a whore. A whore is in it for the money. I don’t think money’s the issue for Kate.
Therefore, it would be more appropriate for her to call on Kate to “stop being a slut”. That would be more accurate!! And accuracy is what I’m all about. Especially when shooting my splooge on her face!!
Mike Oxbhig | June 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm
well…mark another one off the masturbatory list. No one likes hotties that fuck africans, except other africans and white guilt riddled liberals. Hi-5 to Chris for getting rid of her when he did.
Mike Oxbhig | June 8, 2009 at 6:25 pm
well…mark another one off the masturbatory list. No one likes hotties that fuck africans, except other africans and white guilt riddled liberals. Hi-5 to Chris for getting rid of her when he did.
Watchinya | June 8, 2009 at 9:48 pm
She seems needy. Always looking for fresh sausage.
gerard vandenberg | June 8, 2009 at 11:59 pm
be sure: AMERICA IS FULL OF IT, folks!!
Darth | June 9, 2009 at 9:58 am
A-Rod is willing to take the shit for this girl! Did he realize his mother in law is Goldie Hawn?
Rasputins Liver | June 9, 2009 at 10:54 am
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Awww c’mon, Goldie!
Let yer daughter be the whore she so joyously wants to be, dammit! Give her enough time and maybe she’ll work herself around to me.
Besides, Kate, even as a skank, is better in all ways, especially on the eyes, than Twatney Sperms at any time!!
Kate Hudson = HAYULL YEAH!! … Twatney Sperms = Fuck NO!!
There….
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bonhomey | June 9, 2009 at 11:07 am
Is that Claudia Schiffer in the background? Why the %#!@* are you showing Kate Hudson??
Charity J. | August 2, 2009 at 7:11 am
she is CLASSLESS and her mother taught her to HOE AROUND TOWN. her mother was a WHORE BIGTIME IN THE DAY.
jen | August 18, 2009 at 12:56 am
you guys are disgusting dogs and perverts
creppy hudson | March 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm
even by alex rodreguez standards kate hudson really is a whore, all the more reason to dump her….no body wants a slut for wife.
hard drive media player | May 22, 2010 at 2:53 am
I must say I think it& is funny that you assume I'm American, that Americans have good oral hygiene.Hi-5 Chris for getting rid of her when he did.