Goldie Hawn’s nipple not as horrifying as you might think

Here’s Goldie Hawn attending a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel and, holy crap, that’s some old lady nip. Anyone else surprisingly not offended by this? Me either. Also, I’m now 100% certain Kate Hudson is not her daughter. I’m sorry, ha ha, nice little gag there, Goldie, but it’s honesty time: You stole her from an orphanage. Not that I’m judging your or anything, I just want some truth, dammit! — Or more nip. Whichever works.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that might be a catalyst to evaluate just how much you like your boss. Didn’t he eat your lunch once? Just sayin’.

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