Here’s Goldie Hawn attending a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel and, holy crap, that’s some old lady nip. Anyone else surprisingly not offended by this? Me either. Also, I’m now 100% certain Kate Hudson is not her daughter. I’m sorry, ha ha, nice little gag there, Goldie, but it’s honesty time: You stole her from an orphanage. Not that I’m judging your or anything, I just want some truth, dammit! — Or more nip. Whichever works.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that might be a catalyst to evaluate just how much you like your boss. Didn’t he eat your lunch once? Just sayin’.
Photos: Splash News
sdads | May 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
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Charlie E | May 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
What’s with you forgetting to take the censor stars off the linked photos???
Have you ever been dinosaur surfing? | May 4, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I still see that stupid pink star.. Or maybe that’s your asshole?
Shallow Val | May 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Please take the stars off the big version. K thx. What can I say? I’m a masochist.
nikki | May 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
OMG ALWAYS A STAR NEVER A NIPPLE.
Geoff | May 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Isn’t that Liv Tyler with her?
Boheeber | May 4, 2009 at 6:11 pm
That nip looks EXACTLY like a star! Incredible!!
cass | May 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
that is a shadow not a nipple …
mark | May 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm
It’s sad that you are too retarded to run your own website.
I'd rather not | May 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm
If that’s a nipple, it’s in a very odd place
. | May 4, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I think Kate just got unlucky and inherited some recessive flat chest genes. I’m very happy I grew natural perky Ds : )
Master Po | May 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Yo where da white girl’s nipple at?
Brandon | May 4, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Maybe it’s not horrifying because it’s not showing.
Randal | May 4, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Goldie is a true classic, who paved the way for other big celebrities who send in their pictures to The FISH, as well as the future bunnies of Playboy.
Congratulations on being such a big and bright star in the entertainment industry. Everything you’ve touched has turned to gold!
Randal
JPRichardson | May 4, 2009 at 6:29 pm
NO NIPPLE!!!
Vince Lombardi | May 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm
I’m very envious of Goldie. She got to hold hands with Liv Tyler.
Anon | May 4, 2009 at 6:35 pm
That is NOT her nipple.
It’s old lady armpit chunks at a weird angle with dim lighting.
ARMPIT
not nipple
Im Hot | May 4, 2009 at 6:37 pm
hey stupid people, you have to click the full size to view it w/o stars…douches
denne | May 4, 2009 at 6:39 pm
definitely not nipple…
Kitty | May 4, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Theres no nipple there! Fish have you ever seen a real breast? A nipple would never be that high up. Nipples are located at the fullest part of the breast just above where it starts to curve under.
the world according to ROUGH! | May 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm
What a drag getting old, who ever the real god is have some strange sense of humor!
Goldie loved Mel | May 4, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Hey I’m pretty sure Goldie got implants at some point. In her earlier movies she’s MUCH flatter chested. And thank you #18 for helping out the mouth breathers who can’t figure out that another little hand cursor means “click again, moron.”
cary | May 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
i agree..there is no nipple show at all..
Jay | May 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Goldie has No nipple. She’s still a beautifful woman for a sexagenarian.
Newcastle | May 4, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Nothing to see here, major FAIL.
joho777 | May 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I think that Goldie Hawn still looks pretty good.
Even though there ISN’T a nipple showing in these photos.
Carlao | May 4, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Have you really seen a nipple in those pictures ? Really … you need glasses or a good blow job … those pictures are showing no nipples or breast at all … sorry !!!
dew | May 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
Even clicking beyond the stars doesn’t show much nipple. It’s only the upper outline, maybe about 1/8 -1/4 inch. Wooo, Superficial gets excited over nip outlines LOL
Jeremy | May 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Dude, at her age she has a nice set of tits. Now those are some healthy jugs man.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | May 4, 2009 at 7:17 pm
There’s at least half a nip. Look closer, people.
Also: niiiiiiiiiice.
dude | May 4, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Randal, I will cut you like a bitch
huh? | May 4, 2009 at 7:25 pm
weak…your trying too hard…i was expecting to get hard but oh well..
a | May 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
for everyone who says the site owners a retard, YOU, my friends, are the mental ones.
you have to click the pictures more than once to get the big, uncensored version
Teef | May 4, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Haha, I think fish’s nippleometer is broken, thar be no nips here
Fred | May 4, 2009 at 8:06 pm
There’s no nipple there. Have you people running this site ever even seen a chick’s nipple?
weaselspeed | May 4, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Uh… unless her nipple is in her armpit like a manatee’s… then thats NOT A NIPPLE!!! Cumooon, perspective much!!!
bootz | May 4, 2009 at 9:07 pm
I live right next to the Grammercy park hotel. Its right next to the school for the blind. this leads me to believe that somehow, somewhere, there is a god.
SoTe | May 4, 2009 at 9:13 pm
I’m not sure why people fail to see it but yup, that IS a nipple.
Crabby Old Guy | May 4, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Nipple/Schnipple you know that she’s what? Like 85-years old, right?
You get me a shot of Jenna Fischer’s nipples and we’ll talk.
vera | May 4, 2009 at 10:09 pm
I can’t believe people are debating whether or not those are implants when you can clearly see the huge shiny implant scars on her right one.
Jameberlin | May 4, 2009 at 10:27 pm
There is no nipple there, she’d have some fucked up tits if her nipple was clear up to her armpit.
@# 40. Those are stretchmarks, NOT Implant scars.
sarah | May 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm
G I L F
Click on my name!!!!
tromba | May 4, 2009 at 10:38 pm
?????????????
poop | May 4, 2009 at 10:42 pm
where the HELL do you think the nipple is?
there is nothing there
the nipple is further down,
go watch some porn
moron ;)
Dr McNasty | May 4, 2009 at 10:43 pm
I want to see NIPPLE.
STARZ are in DA WAY!!!!!11
LOLZ wtf
Birthday | May 4, 2009 at 11:42 pm
There is no nipple to be found in the NSFW version. Even if Goldie Hawn were 35 years younger than she is, that would be a freakishly high place to find a nipple.
Eat Shit | May 5, 2009 at 12:15 am
Fish = Fucking retard
justifiable | May 5, 2009 at 12:17 am
Clearly armpit crease. Jeezus, go feed your seeing eye dog, Fishguy.
gerard vandenberg | May 5, 2009 at 12:21 am
but when she smiles……………………………………………..HIDE, quick!!
L Diggs | May 5, 2009 at 12:32 am
You have to click the big picture again to see the uncensored pic you idiots.