Here’s 63-year-old actress Goldie Hawn relaxing on the beach in Hawaii. Take a good look because this is Kate Hudson in about 35 years. Provided she spontaneously acquires breasts and the dedicated love of a man. – - PFFT! Ha ha ha ha! Kate Hudson; commitment. I’m hilarious.
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Goldie Hawns Labia Tissue | January 11, 2009 at 9:01 pm
shes hot.
me | January 11, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Anyone posting after me goes anal on Grandma Hawn
Exo | January 11, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Come on! She’s looking good for being 63 years old.
I’ll alway be jeleous of her, cause she gets to fuck Kurt Russel whenever she likes.
I’d give quite a lot for that, He was so fucking hot in the late 80′s, and still is. If Stuntman Mike came up to me tonight, i’d fold quicker than Superman on laundry day.
Fuck, that man gets me hot.
And he´s 30 years older than me.
What can I say, I like that Silverback thing them old guys got going on.
parker | January 11, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I’m sorry but she reminds me of my mom. Not much I can say about her but I’d buttfuck Kate hudson in a new york minute.
amanda | January 11, 2009 at 9:34 pm
i agree! she looks great for an old lady + shes got a smokin boyfriend!
jesus | January 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm
pretty good for an old whore. maybe when i am her age…..goddamn that is a lot of wrinkles though.
Goldie rocks | January 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm
For someone who is 63 she looks amazing!
Ward | January 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Meh fair play to her, looks alright for a 63 year old I guess. How long before a stream of dumb fucks come on here with torches demanding she be set alright for not having perfect skin etc. :D
It's Me Fuckers | January 11, 2009 at 9:44 pm
she looks fuckin GREAT!! Holy fuck! 63!
lola richie | January 11, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Hope I look that good at that age!
Anexio | January 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm
She looks pretty good in the pic 12, the last one.
Thats the picture of her totally clothed where we can’t see her wrinkly ass, droopy teats and a face that would make George C. Scott happy.
Oh, almost forgot, her skin looks like Ward’s puckered asshole right after he ate Taco Bell.
deka | January 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm
i had no idea she was so old
Jack Pascal | January 11, 2009 at 10:25 pm
GMILF
lori | January 11, 2009 at 10:55 pm
I love Goldie. She looks great. She’s a wonderful actress and comedic talent. Too bad her daughter will never even come close to following in her footsteps.
Dorian | January 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Yeah you are hilarious – at least I get your humor. Rumor has it Kate’s knocked up with the baby daddy being Owen Wilson. Good luck to him and that baby if the rumor proves true. Kate’s a ‘sucky’ mother. Go ahead, quote me on this.
gerard Vandenberg | January 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm
all things aside: I REALLY LIKE THE PHYSICAL PART HERE, folks!!
Guest | January 11, 2009 at 11:23 pm
@3 – so right.
She looks great!!!
Come on, Imagine all these tanned(wrinkled) boob-job(ed)
botoxed, fake-everything starlets when they’re this age.
They’ll end up looking like Miss Versace does *GAG*
This woman looks amazing & I can only hope to look like
this in about 50 years. . .
Jones | January 11, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I’d hit that shit, no doubt.
booya | January 12, 2009 at 12:07 am
Looks hot for her age
Elle | January 12, 2009 at 12:16 am
Goldie looks great but I am disappointed as I really hoped we can get a sneak peek at Kurt Russel on the beach….he’s about 57 now and still looks sooo hott it’s unbeliavable – he needs to replace Goldie as he just looks to good, even for her
hotels | January 12, 2009 at 3:41 am
Not bad body for her age.
your mother with her legs open for the world | January 12, 2009 at 5:32 am
She has amazing genes for sure. Not an ounce of fat on her stomache. I can’t believe it. I always liked her. Her daughter is cute but seems too ditzy without being in control. Goldie always seemed to more or less seem stable. 2 thumbs up and an old boner for old time’s sake.
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Famous Plastic | January 12, 2009 at 7:51 am
She looks great for her age. Yes, this is what women look like when they get older, it’s pretty scary that guys are so “shocked!” that she has lost some elasticity in her skin and has cellulite. The horror!!
Ananana | January 12, 2009 at 8:18 am
GMILF
hallie | January 12, 2009 at 8:27 am
I am sure she can afford a bathing suit that:
1) FITS
2) Doesn’t pull her already sagging breasts to the ground
3) Isn’t so see through
4) POLKA DOTS – Hello…look at my old gross body!
timberwolf | January 12, 2009 at 9:26 am
A darker more flattering suit would do wonders here, but for 63, not too shabby. Think of what it used to be to be elderly, and that’s changing. It’s not just the surgeries that do it, staying young at heart is key.
havoc | January 12, 2009 at 9:26 am
Her skin’s not perfect.
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RichPort's Ghost | January 12, 2009 at 9:27 am
I’d fuck her… just so I’d have something to add when my friends and I get drunk and start admitting to the stupid shit we’ve done in life… bragging about getting picked up by Madonna on the Lower East Side in 1988 is getting too many eyerolls and this point.
Mike | January 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
For the ten-millionth time, that was me in drag Rich!
RichPort's Ghost | January 12, 2009 at 9:47 am
#30 – Well you blow meat like a champ sir. And swallow like a Rwandan who hasn’t eaten in weeks, I might add…
mamamiasweetpeaches | January 12, 2009 at 10:03 am
I love her but I gotta say even my ten year old daughter would be embaressed to wear that bathing suit! POLKA DOTS?? Egads!
Deacon Jones | January 12, 2009 at 10:08 am
AIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!
James | January 12, 2009 at 10:35 am
She looks great for 63. Not Helen Mirren great, but still she could look much worse.
I mean compare these to those shots of Zombietella Versace that were posted a while back. She’s 53 and looks… well like she’s been dead for five years.
Newdawn | January 12, 2009 at 10:40 am
Cottage CHEESE!!!!!
Bigheadmike | January 12, 2009 at 10:43 am
Bottom line…. She looks great for 63, she looks better than most at 53.
Variety Mag | January 12, 2009 at 11:39 am
I wish I were at the beach right now, and not looking at these stupid pictures of this has been. She recently went to some film festival in Dubai, and they paid her with a diamond and sapphire necklace, something like you’d see in the crown jewels. She’s just another one of those Hollywood money hunger little shits.
ron | January 12, 2009 at 11:42 am
She looks like someone put her through a meat tenderizer
eatshitthendiet | January 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
If a title reading “Goldie Hawn” and “Beach” doesn’t end with “(1967)”, I’m not really that interested. In her day, as sexy as hell. Who else could’ve started a major career as “that good-looking idiot opening a window for 5 seconds on Laugh-In”?
Monkey's Bone | January 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm
26. hallie – January 12, 2009 8:27 AM
I am sure she can afford a bathing suit that:
1) FITS – 2) Doesn’t pull her already sagging breasts to the ground – 3) Isn’t so see through – 4) POLKA DOTS – Hello…look at my old gross body!
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You sound jealous of your mom. It’s not Goldie you dislike … it’s your mom.
Sigmund Freud called it “Displaced Anger” …. when you blame something else for your hatred instead of the ‘Real Object’ of your displeasure.
*Seek Help Immediately*
chantel | January 12, 2009 at 1:26 pm
McLovin gets lucky with Katie Perry !!
http://www.zacktaylor.ca/photos/uncategorized/2009/01/08/mclovin.jpg
Vince Lombardi | January 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm
If you’re an accomplished actress with a resume like Goldie’s and you’re 63, you can let your body look, and dress it, in whatever the fuck you please. You go, girl.
suzee | January 12, 2009 at 2:30 pm
hmmm money can’t buy a good one piece?
MassGrrl | January 12, 2009 at 2:39 pm
She looks really good. Chill out people.
My mother, at 60, has a better body, though, and wouldn’t be caught dead in polka-dots.
Christine Baird | January 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Finally, I look just as good as Goldie. Of course I wish I looked like her 35 years ago.
NY Ted | January 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Where is Kurt….?
No matter what…at least Goldie and Kurt have made a great go of it…without ever making it legal.
Kate Hudson is a SLUT! She changes men like Amy Winehouse changes needles!
kahikinui | January 12, 2009 at 5:30 pm
gorgehu1 – What the??? talk about out of place comments – geez luweez!
never the less, Goldie looks pretty darn good for 63 – we all get old or die – there are no other options
Mama Pinkus | January 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm
never been a fan of Goldie but she’d do much better in a more flattering swimsuit – I’d suggest a solid color, more support on top with a V line to enhance appearance of a waist
hootie | January 12, 2009 at 6:16 pm
Any woman over 50 years old should keep their legs covered
Ardgelina | January 12, 2009 at 7:46 pm
she looks great!