Goldie Hawn Got Wasted in London and Other News

March 8th, 2012 // 19 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Hillary Duff clearly shot this video six months ago. [BuzzFeed]

- Country Girl goes to Hollywood, immediately whores out. [theCHIVE]

- Steven Seagal‘s reality show might be complete bullshit after all. You don’t say. [Huffington Post]

- Will Smith cheated on Jada with this dude. (He didn’t.) [Dlisted]

- Andrew Garfield just outfranco’d James Franco. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bar Refaeli is modeling bikinis. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Candice Swanepoel. [Popoholic]

- If you’ve ever done acid, please do not watch Miranda Kerr‘s Japanese Lipton tea commercial. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- If you’re trying to masturbate without porn, please do not use Mariah Carey‘s Jenny Craig commercial. [TooFab]

- Paul Rudd says funny and charming things from a closet this time. [FilmDrunk]

- Nick Cannon wants to protect your kids online, but by all means please continue to exploit the hell out of their singular talents on reality television. [Starpluse]

- Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill are besties for reals! But did they prank each other on set?! [Popsugar]

- Sadly, Sandra Bullock has never seen Brett Ratner‘s shrimp-grease covered erection. [The Fab Life]

- The 20 Hottest Women In Indie Music who I’m sure are thrilled to be a part of this compilation. [Heavy]

- The Hottest “Free-Agent” WAGs in Sports: I honestly don’t have a clue what that means. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. steve canyon

    believe it or not: A HANDGRANATE EXPLODED IN HER MOUTH, folks!!

  2. Goldie Hawn Drunk Kate Hudson Matt Bellamy
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    The contrast between her hands and face is terrifying.

  3. edamame

    Those hands! :0

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    Ace of Spades
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    Can’t hide your age with your hands, grandma.

    • mar va

      we all hope to live through our glory days into golden days, rejoicing and enjoying our dedication in making the world a better place of enjoyment full of wonders, we should also know when to act accordly,without losing self respect and dignity for our family…

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    bernard
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    Ozzy!

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    NOI
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    Her face looks really really plastic

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    sweetlips
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice looking claw

  8. Brooke

    I’m not clicking the link because Drunken Stepfather’s site makes me spit fire with rage, but I had no idea those new lemon tea commercials were Miranda Kerr. I just thought the model was cute, but hung my hand at yet another commercial featuring a foreigner who mispronounces everything. At least she is a celebrity and not just a random foreigner for the sake of having random foreigners botching up the language because it’s “cute”.

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    Darkmorcel
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    “Matthew made me listen to his work in progress space-opera-whatever-symphonia”

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    TheeThinker
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    Look, aside from those issues, I thought she was many years with beau Snake Plisskin. So WTF is going on; did they split and she married some guy to become Goldie Hawn-Drunk? Or is it just a pic of wasted pup Drunk Kate Hudson, somedilrodwhatever? You caption guys are gettin` lazy…..

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    CranAppleSnapple
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    Someone has ensconced themselves in velvet.

  12. Goldie Hawn Drunk Kate Hudson Matt Bellamy
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    When you remember that Goldie Hawn is actually two years older than Paula Deen, Goldie starts looking pretty good.

  13. Goldie Hawn Drunk Kate Hudson Matt Bellamy
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    You think grandmama hands are scary? Lift up the fur ….

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    mar va
    Commented on this photo:

    where is the good old days?, when the bedroom were the place for a private ass showing, licking, kisses and all the other beauty we shared with our lover’s that made us so interesting and special, wondering why you are tired of each other so quickly,” NO RESPECT”, LOSTED VALUES!!!!!! you are a human beings with feelings if they are still there, not some animal in some pasture with no sense of awareness. what have happen to the respect of beauty between lovers we once shared? have the lovers went to the dog show ????

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    Annie
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    Too bad,—her face looks grey from all the smoking. Her hair is too brown, and it looks like this isn’t the first time she’s gone “overboard.” Get well soon, Goldie. (Before you turn into brass. )

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    Poetry
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  17. I find Goldie quite sexy while she is drunk.

  18. I enjoyed seeing Goldie fall into the car.

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