And now for a look at celebrities who attended last night Golden Globes but didn’t have stupid huge breasts like Christina Hendricks therefore rendering them dead to me:
Christina Aguilera with her rapidly shrinking chesticles. (Stop. Working. Out.)
Halle Berry whose chest has probably sold 85 billion copies of Swordfish. To me.
January Jones. You still don’t know who this is.
Chloe Sevigny: Sponsored by Swiffer.
Olivia Wilde who kind of phoned this one in. Let’s be honest.
Maggie Gyllenhaal. I’m pretty sure she was only there to shank Reese Witherspoon.
Fergie and her life partner Josh Duhamel. One day your union will be legal!
Sandra Bullock who dared to play a Christian woman who loves football, in America. That’s adversity.
Jon Hamm sporting a beard which will eventually be shaved to an impeccable stubble making me you question your my sexuality. — Wait.
Robert Downey Jr. who fucking owned the place and from now on should give everyone’s acceptance speech. For everything.
ham | January 18, 2010 at 11:08 am
Who keeps designing these ridiculous dresses? And why on earth are these women wearing them?
leanne | January 18, 2010 at 11:10 am
Who is Christina Hendrick?
gen | January 18, 2010 at 11:13 am
Post Diana Agron! I want her to become famous, and she is definitely the most beautiful new, young actress out there.
DJ Sirloin | January 18, 2010 at 11:18 am
She the one with the time bending breasts in the previous post,
I swear time goes slower when you get close to them and I demand that she allow me to test this theory….
m. | January 18, 2010 at 11:26 am
Christina Hendricks is in Mad Men, was guest star in “Life” and “Firefly”.
EWWWWWWW | January 18, 2010 at 11:38 am
I’m glad Aguilera is starting to class it up a little bit and her boobs are getting back to normal. Those giant implants that looked like they were stretching her skin were gross.
Winston | January 18, 2010 at 11:40 am
It looks like Christina replaced her huge breast implants with smaller ones. These don’t look as freaky.
Kitty Furry | January 18, 2010 at 11:41 am
maggie g with the fake nose…for the loss
ennairam | January 18, 2010 at 11:50 am
what about anna paquin??? you <3 her & she looked so very pretty.
nice live tweeting, btw. you made the classy trashy, in the best of ways.
gross | January 18, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Ew, Josh didn’t wash Fergies baby gravy off his suit properly…
Lauren | January 18, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Why is the pic Christina Aguilera and the post about Hendricks?
gen | January 18, 2010 at 12:22 pm
ps: I wanna fuck Jon Hamm. This man is so fucking hot that he can make a beard look sexy!?!?! He is so fine and his girlfriend is so lucky.
Richard McBeef | January 18, 2010 at 12:28 pm
@11 – Get the dick out of your throat and read the post.
jlylec | January 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm
christina aguilera needs some mad props…talk about a train wreck turned ’round…she’s really beautiful now. i would tap that ass.
fuck the globes | January 18, 2010 at 12:30 pm
NONE of these stupid bitches had the decency to wear a ribbon for Haiti, nor did your precious Robert Downey. They all FAIL. For fucks sake even Ashton Kutcher wore one, sure he didn’t know what it was and had to have Demi put it on for him (she told him it would make him fly), but it still counts… sort of.
I can just see this bitches telling their publicist; “but I don’t want to wear a Hawaii pin for that tornado thing that happened, the colors don’t match my dress”
FUCK Hollywood, pretencious little shits the lot of them, I only tuned in for Gervais and he did’t skewer those A-holes nearly as well as he could have. Shame, they all need a verbal beat down like Fergie needs a full face and body wax before an awards show.
Now If that enormous breastessed Mad bitch you all love had any compassion she’s take her jumbo jugs to Haiti and feed the starving masses asap, of course with that kind of life giving boob juice Haiti may rise up and take over the world.
P.S. Without those boobs she’d just be another too fat for Hollywood cow that no one cares about, that face is no prize, but with boobs like that she could almost have Fergie’s face… Almost.
jlylec | January 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
halle berry’s OK still but getting old. terrible haircut too. looks like an older used-to-be-crazy-hot chick trying to look like a little boy.
missywissy | January 18, 2010 at 12:36 pm
christina a. looks refreshingly beautiful.
testington | January 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
11 the post below it was about Hendricks and her awesome boobs, this post is about things from the Globes that aren’t as good as Hendricks
Mister Mister | January 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm
A veritable parade of pleasing T&A … with a couple of dudes with facial hair thrown in at the end.
milandir | January 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm
#6 they weren’t implants, she was nursing.
jlylec | January 18, 2010 at 12:38 pm
chloe sevigny = dumb and not hot
olivia wilde = mad sexy. where’s this broad come from?
maggie gyllenhaal = eh…not great.
sandra bullock = MILFy sexy…she’d still get it.
fergie = go away
that’s all.
Taz | January 18, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Christina is so fine
lovespringgreen | January 18, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Wow, Christina is beautiful. Love her haircut.
Jeff | January 18, 2010 at 1:00 pm
To the loser posting about Haiti…Just because someone doesn’t support your cause you get to rant about them? dude why should they support it or pump money into it? it’s a fucking country who has been in a gorilla war for decades. they don’t care enough about themselves why should the rest of the word?
Mark Lavarre | January 18, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I’m glad Aguilera got rid of those ridiculously large implants, she didn’t need them anyway because she already has that gorgeous blonde hair, “little girl f me” face, great hips, perfect legs, and perfect feet.
Aerialgreen | January 18, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@fuck the globes: loving the name, hee. Now, about those ribbons, you know there was more than one pretentious celebrity wearing it just to add to their attention needs… also, George Clooney was pandering a telethon he organized to help the Haitians this week but wasn’t wearing any ribbons, nor his beard, er, date.
If this trainwreck, watched in hundreds of countries, had at least an on-screen phone number(s) permanently for donations to help Haiti, it would’ve more productive. Then again, bitches would be nagging they don’t want to be bother by it.
Sport | January 18, 2010 at 1:13 pm
WTF – Christina looks pretty hot?! I dont ever recall thinking or saying this. Ever.
Mariah | January 18, 2010 at 1:18 pm
OLIVIA IS PERFECT (!
womans'swoman. | January 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Did she get smaller implants? I’ve heard that breasts can go up/down 2-3 sizes when/after breast feeding. But not 6!!!
womans'swoman. | January 18, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Did she get smaller implants? I’ve heard that breasts can go up/down 2-3 sizes when/after breast feeding. But not 6!!!
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Maximus | January 18, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@14.
amen. christina aguilera was the hottest woman on stage last night.
EWWWWWWW | January 18, 2010 at 1:59 pm
#21…if you think her tits were real past the age of 17, you’re wrong. Nursing + implants = disgustingly huge tits. Do your homework before you correct people, dumbass.
Benny | January 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Halle Berry looks gorgeous. As usual.
Hugh Gentry | January 18, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Fergie reminds me too much of Carrot Top to get aroused.
its finally raining | January 18, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Christina looks soooo much better without all the makeup! Takes years off
michelle | January 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm
i love Christina’s new hair style! she slook good! Halle looks awesome too!
hollywood gossip | January 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
xtina so hot.
fuck the globes | January 18, 2010 at 3:45 pm
#26. Very true and well said. i noticed that about George as well. Very odd, but I’ve always believed the man was a huge phony in every sense and I’m sure the shitty foreign actress he hired to unconvincingly play his girlfriend can attest to that.
These idiots have to give themselves awards every time they takes a goddamn piss, it’s disgusting. At least if they did something charitable as you suggested it would be slightly less revolting. The Hollywood foreign press that puts on this pile of shit donated a measly 100 grand to Haiti. WTF is that? Even the she demon hell bitch Madonna who knows the horror of death first hand was more giving.
As far as I’m concerned awards are for people who saves lives and maybe for kids in science fairs, you have to encourage kids (even if what they do is lamer then lame) or they’ll turn out like Lindsay Lohan and that just spells misery for everyone.
These people are rich as fuck; dripping in diamonds wearing clothes that cost as much as your car or even your house so for the naysayers I say these Hollywood morons can certainly take five seconds between their 5 hour grooming session by a staff of 20 to have one of their child slaves put a damn pin on their hideous overpriced outfit to say “hey I thought of someone other than MEEEEEE today”.
What I don’t understand is why instead of this Hollywood shitfest we don’t have awards shows for firefighters and police officers who die in the line of duty and such, you know people who get paid modest salaries and who actually contribute in a way that is worthy of a big event and lots of praise. These shit faced brats get enough praise every day of their spoiled little lives and I am definitely sick of seeing them pat themselves on the back every time they muster a fucking accent and play fucking make believe for millions of dollars. I like arts and entertainment as much as the next idiot (same goes for sports and spoiled little athletes), but I am sick of watching these walking train wrecks get treated like royalty and paid the value of 100 hard working people, it’s sick, it’s unhealthy and it has a LOT to do with why the world is so fucked up and anyone who encourages it is part of the problem. Do you really think these people are better than you and deserve more than you, do you actually think they work harder, what is with the sick worship. As I said I tuned in hoping Gervais would rip them a new one, no such luck. Well that ‘s fine no one is ever going to tell these bastards to fuck themselves because people are just used to feeling small I guess.
I hate celebrities. God (ie: Christina’s tits) forbid they ever thank the public who makes them so sickeningly wealthy. Fuck them and anyone who loves them.
P.S. For anyone who takes issue with the long stinking verbal shit I needed to get out of my system; tough shit. And yes I concur Christina no longer looks like a $5 hooker, guess she’ll be getting a divorce now that her market value is more than moldy ham sandwich.
Anon | January 18, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Christina looks amazing there. It’s a shame her girls have left her but other than being deflated she looks stunning.
Classiest i’ve ever seen her.
roni | January 18, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@15
are you dead ass?
bert | January 18, 2010 at 5:25 pm
@24, I think you mean Guerrilla war, not Gorilla war. Unless they’re fighting apes.
Rosie | January 18, 2010 at 5:57 pm
# 39 Very well said. Thanks.
christinalover | January 18, 2010 at 6:59 pm
the most beautiful of the world: Christina Aguilera !!!!!!
This woman is pure perfection.
Twinkle Single·Star and Me | January 18, 2010 at 8:05 pm
beautiful
Jess | January 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
I have to say, Christina Aguilera looks better than she ever has. So fresh looking; she almost evokes a Greta Garbo in her sassy yet demure posing. I’m glad she’s given up the skanky hooker look as a form of “expression,” at least for a while.
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moorish | January 18, 2010 at 9:00 pm
Why is her skin always orange?
valentines day gifts | January 18, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Christina looks gorgeous in all her out fits and hair styles. The other celebs pics are good too. Christina is beautiful and has a perfect figure.